1,001 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do On TV Tropes

41: I am no longer allowed to make bad puns by intention. All puns must be witty, clever, or if an Incredibly Lame Pun, unintentional.

42: I am no longer allowed to use anything other than the Arc Number for the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy for any and all lists containing the number 42.

43. I am not allowed to discuss something the OP of the thread thought nobody would discuss

44. I am not allowed to point out any truths about DLC

edited 13th Jul '10 7:59:01 AM by Zakdos

45. I am not allowed to kill Ms. Frizzle to see if she regenerates.

46a I should not predict the grisly and unnecessary deaths of tropers I disagree with.

46b) I must refrain from making these prophecies self fulfilling.

47) I am not allowed to create articles requesting assassinations of existing tropers.

48) I am not allowed to create articles as advertisements for a reward of £10,000 for the acquisition of a genuine fairy.

edited 13th Jul '10 8:02:28 AM by GameChainsaw

49 - I am not allowed to correct blatant factual errors in IJBM, even if I give references, if the OP states that his assertions are only his opinion. No matter how obvious it is the OP was stating something as if it was objective fact.

50. I am not allowed to spam the fora in revenge for being banned.

51. I am no longer allowed to use forum games for passive-aggressive rants.

52: I am no longer allowed to use forum games for snarky commentary.

53. I am no longer allowed to break the page using glitches.

54: I am no longer allowed to not be making this up

55. I am not able to randomly pothole links that lead to obscure games.

56: I am not allowed to randomly post EVERYBODY LOVE AND PEACE during heated discussions.

57. I am not allowed to get the Lumberjack Song stuck in other tropers' heads.

58. I am no longer allowed to overanalyze people based on a single thing they said once.

59. Madrugada would not appreciate being described as a "hawt MILF".

60. Not allowed to barrel roll to avoid incoming moderator wrath.
61. In the face of moderator wrath, it is a good idea to use the brakes.
62. Using the boost to get more posts onto the thread is useless if the thread is going to be deleted anyway.
63. Use of a somersault to teal-deer a thread is frowned upon by the mods.
64. If I go off-topic in On-Topic Conversations, the mods can't let me do that.
65. Bombs should be used wisely on the fora. Logic bombs may be applied to trolls. Shitpost bombs should not be used.
66. Must not troll people by telling them that something's wrong with their G-diffuser.
67. May not get too cocky.
68. Talking about someone's parents, especially if they're deceased, is not welcome, especially if you're doing this to taunt someone.
69. If it's too quiet, it might be a trap.
70. Do not taunt people by saying you'll torture them for a while, or asking them to hold still so you can shoot them.
71. Must not make bad puns about the brain size of the moderators and their having the brains to run TV Tropes.

edited 13th Jul '10 1:51:00 PM by GlennMagusHarvey

72. Must not fill post with bad Star Fox memes.

73. I am not allowed to be angry.

74. I cannot invent my own hastily-thought out memes on the spot and slap them all over the website.

75. Cannot excessively post memes of any sort. They're not funny. At least, not all the time, anyway.

76. I will not shoehorn a brass clown into my posts. It wasn't funny the first time, and it sure as heck won't be now.

77. I will not half-ass my responses in Roll to Dodge. The players are there to be entertained.

78. I will not nuke the field in WSF v EMA when the WF General overshoots on an orbital strike request. It may have been funny the first time, but it will be frustrating if it ever happens again.

79. I am not allowed to make something Tzetze says into a meme. He doesn't like that.

80. No godmodding in forum games.

81. I will not link to virus-carrying websites.