Tagline: He found the Garden of Eden but he was about to find why paradise was lost.
Title: Land Of Gold is Great ad Everybody Wants Him.
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Tagline: He got a lot more than he bargained for.
Poster: LOG laying on top of a brick wall and dozens of hands reaching for him under the wall, with a red background and the title "Land of Gold Is Great And Everybody Wants Him" hanging on a sign above him.
Oh, and it's rated PG-13 for some adult content and crude humor.
Tre And His Friends vs. Insane Night Guards, Shopping Cart Accidents, Teachers And Bullies That Want Their Heads On Silver Plates, Love, Bounty Hunters, And Dozens Of Other Occurrences
edited 21st Nov '10 5:44:42 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
It's 10:00 PM. Do you know where your children are?
Edit: Fuck, title... Uh...Rocket Redglare Vs. Hitler, Part: II: Rise of the Ghostapo
edited 21st Nov '10 5:50:42 PM by SeanMurrayI
Gristknife
^^A thirteen year old boy's magnum opus, what more could you want?
^By the Dawn's Early light, SEE THIS MOVIE!
ITT: We bring Deomocracy to Narnaia.
edited 21st Nov '10 5:51:18 PM by HungryJoe
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Fwomph
The lion never saw it coming...
The normalish adventures of one Graldiam Ordium.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Defiler of Shops
'Ium's have never been so off-normal.
The Hairy Potter and the Unbreakable Vase
Soul is ugly.
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Is it ever gonna crack?
Poster: Think along the lines of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, but replace Harry with a hairy old coot and all of the other characters as they'd look 40 years older.
The Revenge of Todd Levesque: There Will Be Blood.
edited 21st Nov '10 7:24:35 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
He's back... for more blood.
March of the Land-Squid: An Observation of Mother Nature's Moste Majestik Abominatione.
edited 21st Nov '10 7:49:58 PM by MsieurLapin
Tagline: The rise of Cthulu
Title: Kagami Hiiragi Snuggling After Sex.
edited 22nd Nov '10 3:29:14 AM by LandOfGold
No one was prepared for the truth.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
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The conspiracy begins... and the Age of Adz ends.
Poster: "the situation" in blue Poor Richard font, sitting atop a search bar with the tagline typed into it and a cursor over the "I'm Feeling Lucky?" button so that it only says "Feeling Lucky?"
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Abridged, starring Lyle Terry
edited 22nd Nov '10 6:36:53 AM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Tagline: Not that wimpy now.
The Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From a Planet Near Mars..
Yes, it's real.
The Adventures Of Irving And Freinds
edited 28th Nov '10 3:39:32 AM by RobbieRotten
With friends like these...
The Evil Cop Of Doom.
First Loyalty: Yourself
You Have The Right . . . To Die.
Legends Of The Seven
(NOTE: Whether you think of this as a Wuxia, Superhero, or whatever, is all up to you).
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.It'll take more than a hero. It'll take S.E.V.E.N.
Project: Alpha
edited 19th Dec '10 6:38:57 PM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
First Loyalty: Yourself
They trained her to be the ultimate weapon. They just didn't expect her to maintain her free will.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
Just when you thought it was safe to get out of the water...
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The human race is going to be saying "me-OW" when they come...
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edited 19th Dec '10 8:34:57 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
We'll name it before we release it
edited 23rd Dec '10 9:40:49 PM by Noaqiyeum
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Simple enough idea. Person A provides a title. Person B gives that title a snappy tagline for the cover. For Bonus Points, they can describe the poster or cover as well if they want. Then, they provide a new title for the next person to give the marketing makeover.
Obligatory Example
Title: The Trouble With Tropers
Tagline: When she found the forums, she thought she'd found a place with like-minded people. She didn't know how right she was.
Let's get started, shall we?
Title: The Devil's Nectar
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.