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IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#77026: Sep 16th 2014 at 10:08:40 PM

There will be plenty of innuendo thrown in that flies right above their heads, right?

It's the only way to do justice to their meeting.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#77027: Sep 16th 2014 at 10:51:45 PM

Nothing flies over their heads. Their reflexes are too fast. They would catch it.

Night The future of warfare in UC. from Jaburo Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
The future of warfare in UC.
#77028: Sep 16th 2014 at 11:03:05 PM

So what Eva Unit is saying is it should be Luna Titanium, since that's what it was called when Char was dressed like that, or Gundarium, which is what it became, or maybe Gundarium Gamma, which was what it was by F90.

Nous restons ici.
IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#77029: Sep 17th 2014 at 12:11:14 AM

[up][up]I didn't say it wouldn't, but they won't know what to do with it.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#77030: Sep 17th 2014 at 12:54:55 AM

Finger to throat means death!

Kurush from Stockholm Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Desperate
#77031: Sep 17th 2014 at 2:07:59 AM

SCM, your quoting of Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy needs... a logical explanation.

UberNimrod "EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out." from Likely nowhere near you Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
"EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out."
#77032: Sep 17th 2014 at 4:12:06 AM

It's SCM quoting Drax. How much logic were you hoping for?

edited 17th Sep '14 4:12:49 AM by UberNimrod

Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!
SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#77033: Sep 17th 2014 at 5:02:01 AM

IANCE gave me a straight line, I went with the theme.

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Fandom Heretic
#77036: Sep 17th 2014 at 12:06:18 PM

All those methods mean Kouta becomes irrelevant as a protagonist dude. You know I don't work like that.
It all depends on the timing, and where Kouta is in the narrative. If Micchy already has come to his massive grudge against Kouta, then right there, you've got an antagonist to help mold the plot. And honestly, as much as I like Kouta? If Takatora can put out sufficient [awesome], I'm willing to let Gaim have a decreased role.

MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer
#77037: Sep 17th 2014 at 3:47:25 PM

Hey, it just struck me... Has anyone done something about a hypothetical Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny battle between Negi and Fate Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya's Kuro... over who is the best Big Damn Kisser? (I am assuming that Negi is put into Kissing-Terminator mode, of course.)

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.
NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#77038: Sep 17th 2014 at 6:38:31 PM

Superman wins.

He gives you gorramn amnesia by kissing you.

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#77039: Sep 17th 2014 at 6:51:57 PM

Don't ever say I never do nuthin' IANCE...

Asuna sighed as she got back to the apartment shed been lucky enough to find. She'd been able to make the securities and stuff with her savings, and her new salary would be able to cover expenses, but only just. She'd been planning to look for Negi after work, but she was just too emotionally exhausted right now...

Resignedly, she took the Ala Alba badge tracker from the wall where it had been charging and got ready to set out. If he was asleep, he wouldn't be moving, and it would be a lot easier to find him.

She hoped he had a good apartment. It would be about time she mooched off him!


The belt still couldn't come off.

“I'm beginning to regret not kicking that moron harder when I had the chance,” Alisa groused as they changed for PE the next day. “If I ever see her again...”

“Maybe you need to say something,” Nanoha suggested. “Why don't you try posing and screaming 'henshin!'. That seems to work for those Rider guys...”

“No, that's how they transform, Nanoha-chan,” Suzuka gently corrected. “I think their belts are usually removable by normal means.”

Alisa moodily finished pulling on her shirt. She looked around. Everyone else was finished and gone, and only they remained, helping Hayate put on her PE clothes despite the fact she was in no condition to participate. School regulations were stupid that way. “Oh, what the hell,” she muttered. “I've tried everything else.” She began waving around her arms in a rather haphazard manner. “Henshin!” she cried.

“Ranger Ride,” the belt said. “Absolute Victory Unlosing.”

“Wait, what?” Alisa managed to say before there was a flash of light.

When it was gone, Suzuka, Fate, Nanoha and Hayate stared at Alisa, who was wearing a suit that looked like someone had tried to make their own Gatchaman outfit and crossed wit with Viewtiful Joe.

Alisa looked down at the belt. “Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me!”

edited 17th Sep '14 6:53:24 PM by SCMof2814

Hyp3rB14d3 Since: Jan, 2001
#77040: Sep 17th 2014 at 8:40:07 PM

Wait, the Absolute Victory Unlosing Ranger? Suddenly, I am interested in seeing more of this. More than I usually am, I mean.

edited 17th Sep '14 8:40:28 PM by Hyp3rB14d3

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#77041: Sep 17th 2014 at 9:00:44 PM

I know, right? It's like the addition of ZHP makes everything more awesome.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Fandom Heretic
#77042: Sep 17th 2014 at 9:07:23 PM

He gives you gorramn amnesia by kissing you.
<has flashbacks to a PM conversation with Mike313, wherein he mentions classicfilmseries!Superman having "roofie spit">

edited 17th Sep '14 9:09:51 PM by EvaUnit01

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#77043: Sep 17th 2014 at 9:37:30 PM

I really need to beat Dark Death Evilman one of these days...

EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
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SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
World's Cutest Direwolf
#77046: Sep 17th 2014 at 10:29:07 PM

"Eight, nine broken bodies of the fools who tried to defy me! Ah ah ah!"

Hyp3rB14d3 Since: Jan, 2001
#77047: Sep 17th 2014 at 11:19:09 PM

Actually, Count von Count is a pretty accurate portrayal of a classical vampire. Counting obsession, purple skin due to lack of fresh blood, clothes typical of Victorian era nobility, fangs, etc. Assuming you could get him to actually stop counting for a bit, he could theoretically be as threatening as a classical vampire. And don't forget, Dracula was a classical vampire. That said, all the vampires Eva listed are among the most overpowered of those portrayed in fiction, so the odds of him coming out on top aren't particularly high.

edited 17th Sep '14 11:20:26 PM by Hyp3rB14d3

IAmNotCreativeEnough himitsu keisatsu from asa kara ban made omae o miru Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
himitsu keisatsu
#77048: Sep 17th 2014 at 11:27:23 PM

If it's Castlevania Fighter Dracula, then everyone's fucked, since he's so bloody powerful he affects parallel universes just by existing.

himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
World's Cutest Direwolf
#77049: Sep 17th 2014 at 11:37:30 PM

[up][up]But consider: Another vampire strikes the Count down. Does his blood spill? Does his flesh tear? Do his bones break? Of course not. He is a muppet. He simply arises and continues the fight.

Hyp3rB14d3 Since: Jan, 2001

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