"Just as planned."
With everything I could want
... Like my computers
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The Absolute Madman
Fast, Virus-free, and made for porn.
...how I like my Olive garden.
"We be we baby!"
Destroyer of worlds.
Reeking of garlic.
...indie games.
Is not impressed.
my current job
A diamond in the rough that is every other woman.
...how I like my board games.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Just lay 'em on the ground and make your moves on them.
I like my women how I like Professional Wrestling
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Destroyer of worlds.
Loud and obnoxious.
...gym socks.
Is not impressed.
The Absolute Madman
Stanky with my sweat.
I like my women how I like my scythe...
"We be we baby!"
Tief girl with eartude
Curvy, sharp and useful during the harvest.
...like I like my envelopes.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The Absolute Madman
Sticky when I lick them.
...how I like my fancy china.
"We be we baby!"
Destroyer of worlds.
Fragile and pretty to look at.
...pickup truck.
Is not impressed.
The Scarlet Witch
Heavy and can carry anything!
My men how I like my leather clothes...
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Hairy and strong.
I like my women how I like my mechas...
The Absolute Madman
They want me inside them.
...balloons.
"We be we baby!"
my current job
Full of hot air.
...how I like my pop-tarts.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Destroyer of worlds.
They come in pairs and are filled with sugary goodness.
...anime.
Is not impressed.
The Absolute Madman
With oversized boobs and lots of fanservice.
...How I like my monkeys.
"We be we baby!"
Tell me something happy
Adorable, surprisingly smart and unpredictable.
I like my men like I like my Renaissance art.
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Tief girl with eartude
Older, classy and influenced by advances in mathematics.
...like I like my lipstick.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Useful, nice to have and constantly with you but still disposable.
I like my counterpart how I like my sundials...
The Absolute Madman
Accurate, on time, and semi-useful.
...how I like my neutral sexes.
"We be we baby!"
my current job
Confusing to those who don't understand them.
...how I like my neutrality clauses.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ever so dreary but perhaps useful.
I like my counterpart how I like my strawberries.
Sweet and juicy
I like my women like I like my puppies...
The Absolute Madman
Soft and cuddly and helpless.
I like my women how I like my Skylanders...
"We be we baby!"
Long and pleasurable.
I like my women how I like my phone...
"We be we baby!"