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Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#1: Jul 21st 2010 at 5:21:31 PM

You're asleep! This is just another dream.

You need to wake up, now!

Why are all of your fantasies so boring?

edited 21st Jul '10 5:36:44 PM by Pentadragon

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#2: Jul 21st 2010 at 5:25:20 PM

Because it's easier for the mind of a prisoner in solitary confinement to simulate a small room and browsing a message board.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#3: Jul 21st 2010 at 5:36:28 PM

If you don't get up, nothing will ever get done. How are we suppose to move forward if you won't wake up?

edited 21st Jul '10 5:36:35 PM by Pentadragon

GameChainsaw The Shadows Devour You. from sunshine and rainbows! Since: Oct, 2010
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping from you're not your Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#5: Jul 22nd 2010 at 3:55:39 AM

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
Das kann doch nicht sein!
#6: Jul 22nd 2010 at 4:04:23 AM

Doesn't that mean, that you are dreaming too?

Then why do you waste your time, opening a thread about it in a dream, instead of waking up and doing somethin productive?

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#7: Jul 22nd 2010 at 9:46:15 AM

No, I'm just a creation of your subconscious. I don't actually exist.

...

On second thought, don't wake up. Sleep forever. If you wake up, you'll be murdering billions of people.

edited 22nd Jul '10 9:47:19 AM by Pentadragon

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#8: Jul 22nd 2010 at 9:51:20 AM

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#9: Jul 22nd 2010 at 10:17:59 AM

Yes.

Where is that Mario video when I need it?

edited 22nd Jul '10 10:18:26 AM by Pentadragon

GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#10: Jul 24th 2010 at 11:32:50 PM

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Pentadragon: mario saying no, mario saying yes and thus dividing by zero

edited 24th Jul '10 11:33:39 PM by GlennMagusHarvey

Pentadragon The Blank from Alternia Since: Jan, 2001
#11: Jul 25th 2010 at 10:02:17 AM

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality.

Thank you for that, Glenn.

MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#12: Jul 26th 2010 at 7:23:06 AM

Open your eyes.

Look to the sky and seeeeeeeeeeeee.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
YouMustDie THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING. from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
#13: Sep 19th 2010 at 12:02:10 PM

There is absolutely no justification for this thread bein fictional. If it were, I would have no way of accessing it. This thread is more real than most things I've seen in real life.

Ironic, huh?
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#14: Sep 20th 2010 at 11:56:45 AM

EVERYBODY CHECK YOUR TOTEMS!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#15: Sep 20th 2010 at 2:16:30 PM

If I'm asleep, why aren't the aliens controlling me?

edited 20th Sep '10 2:16:35 PM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#16: Sep 20th 2010 at 4:47:56 PM

No. We need to go DEEPER!

edited 20th Sep '10 4:48:10 PM by Shichibukai

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#17: Sep 21st 2010 at 12:18:48 PM

Are you mad? We'll go straight to Limbo!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
monkeyboy77 lord of all flapjacks from the rending room Since: Sep, 2010
lord of all flapjacks
#19: Sep 21st 2010 at 1:14:02 PM

your dream is tasty and crisp

i crouches in the corners
YouMustDie THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING. from Somewhere on the Ocean Blue Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
#20: Sep 21st 2010 at 4:20:47 PM

We don't need to go deeper.

We need a ringer.

Ironic, huh?
Sporkaganza I'm glasses. Since: May, 2009
I'm glasses.
#21: Sep 23rd 2010 at 9:34:21 PM

You're waiting for a train...

Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#22: Sep 27th 2010 at 5:45:53 PM

...to take you far away...

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
MidnightVelvet Since: Apr, 2014
#23: Sep 27th 2010 at 9:43:18 PM

-Deep breath-

Youknowwhereyouhopethistrainwilltakeyoubutyoucan'tbesurebutitdoesn'tmatterbecausewe'llbetogether!

There, are you happy now?! You freaks and your movie quotes...

edited 27th Sep '10 9:44:07 PM by MidnightVelvet

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#24: Sep 28th 2010 at 1:18:20 AM

What can I say, we've just been trained to respond that way.

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012
Das kann doch nicht sein!
#25: Sep 30th 2010 at 1:41:29 AM

I think I figured it out: "This" cannot be real, because there isn't something that can be called "real". We all are dreaming all the time, since we were born, and we die when we wake up.

REAL LIFE DOES NOT REAL!

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.

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