Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Squidward! Why are we showing zero profits for the last ten minutes?! You know that's far too long for me to go without making money!
I feel like your talents would be better used elsewhere. Like, say, a frictionless vacuum.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Uh, yes sir that is the hero escaping in your personal shuttle... with my spare key... and your golden retriever that I forget to walk. (Awkward pause). So, could you give me about 10 minutes to start fixing this?
Now Jimmy strong! Now Jimmy smash!
edited 27th Jul '17 8:58:08 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Underworld Angel
How's the workout been Jimmy?
I've infused your fingers with praying mantis arms.
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
...
My fingers are not meant to act like knives! Do you have any part in this?
Interpreting vague answer as "YES"
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Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Can you think of ANY valid reason I'd want to have Jell-O poured on my head?
I swear, officer, the plate-glass window threw itself in front of the car!
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Uhuh, mkay, and you're sure the old woman you rammed into inside the gas station was psychic?
Look, I had no idea what that button on my desk did, and you guys elected me, so technically it's your fault. I'm off to the bunker. Peace out, guys!
Whos the idiot who released the t virus!?
"The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master."
edited 28th Jul '17 7:26:26 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
The Hope, The Hero
Dude! I haven't seen you for five years! How've you been?
With all due respect, Sir, I don't take orders from you. Subsection III of Paragraph IV: Only commanding officers in charge of their subordinates can give give orders to them.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Why did you ignore me when I ordered you to let me into Area 51 because of how important I am?!
Well, on the plus side, we don't have to figure out what to do about the goat anymore.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Did you hear that the exploding cow blew up the barn? Abominable, right?
I thought this was Astronomy.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Braids From S286 Not Included
Can anyone tell me the compatibility between two people born under these constellations?
See, this is why I'm not joining your cult.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
As it turns out we couldn't get a Goat to Sacrifice, so we had to substitute with gummy bears.
Why, just how stupid are you?
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
Could you hold this chicken for me? I have an idea.
Look, I understand you were upset, but you can't just beat a man to death with a Wiimote.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!
*Vague plotting intensifies*
How else was I to punish this knave for cheating at Mario Party!?
Aaaaaaaall of the fandoms!!!!!!!! All of them!
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
You belong to WHAT fandom?
See, that's why i just quit after the second wish on that Genie.
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
Genie Ahmed is weird. I asked him to cure my pathological obsession for Blair Wainwright forever, but instead, he turned EVERYONE obsessed for her. He's so weird, how did you pull off living with him?
Because a guy with tealish white hair with blond streaks and purplish blue eyes https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/sims/images/b/b6/Boyd_Wainwright.png/revision/latest?cb=20120813233939
, and a girl with chestnut brown hair with orange and red streaks and jade green eyes https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/sims/images/6/67/Susan_Wainwright.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20100921064855
, had a daughter with regular blond hair and dark blue eyes. https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/sims/images/2/23/Blair_Wainwright.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20100921052527
How are you so sure that she cheated on his husband?
That's it, Start Nuclear Armageddon!
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
Do we nuke just Planet Grog, or should we nuke all of the Vertrandis Galaxy?
I thought she was Boyd Wainwright and Susan Bronte's daughter!
http://www.ncls.it/g/Why are you asking my daughter for an autograph?
Not really, it just looks silly.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
my current job
You wanna see Baywatch?
JUST PUT THE LIME IN THE DAMN COCONUT ALREADY!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
watermelon
A-are you quite sure this recipe book is accurate?
Yeah, turns out this is what happens when you conduct Satanic rituals.
current jam | avi
The Hope, The Hero
...Did we really need to condemn the Earth?
Gah—! For Chrissakes, STOP DOING THAT!
edited 29th Jul '17 12:43:05 PM by G2BattleConvoy
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
Should I continue torturing your little niece and nephew in this room, or should I go torture the five of you, too?
Everyone in Sunset Valley thinks she is Boyd Wainwright and Susan Bronte's daughter. But the truth is... she is'nt even a normal human, or an human at all! She's.... a magical being!
http://www.ncls.it/g/
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Uh...she's been at the daycare three hours past closing? Which idiots are this girl's parents again?!
Maybe some other time. I have to help a small, purple dog put a new light bulb in the Sun.
Did you know that I can come up with the idea of an interstellar version of the Gundam universe co-existed alongside the Outlaw Star universe?
Uh, sir? We're out of Krabby Patties.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...