Tell me something happy
I know we're new to occultism and human sacrifice, but were we really doing this for the blood sacrifice, or were we just trying to get out of rent?
I don't know, but if it doesn't stop following me I'm calling the cops.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
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What's the mutated ferret doing here?
Do you think you can get away with that level of incompetence? Let me tell you the truth! This Is Unforgivable!
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b u m p
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hey
What's a window again?
It's something you can see through.
hey
@Random: ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
What kind of name is Bonzi Buddy?
Because I love her.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Why the hell did you bring that?!
-Points to a toaster dressed like a bride-
Chocolate is my entire life!
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Not Sherlock Holmes
So, what did the candyman say when you interrogated him?
There's a radish firing relish at our battleship!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
hey
What's going on, why are there so many leeks?
I accidentally fired my cloning ray at the vegetable market.
hey
The Hope, The Hero
....Where did you get all these?
You wanna get NUTS?! Come on, LET'S GO NUTS!
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Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
My son is a dumbass
Do you want to feed the squirrels?
This is a knife, not a baseball bat
The man behind the slaughter
Is this your bat?
Probably the wait for FLCL season 2 and 3.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
What was it that killed the dinosaurs?
And then the skies cleared, hell wailed, the earth bellowed, and the heavens joined "That's a spicy meatball!"
So, how bad was that Ghost Pepper and Carolina Reaper pepper meatball?
Well obviously i can't just fill this jug up with just plain water, can i?
why is that jar filled with homemade napalm?
ok it started with a few drinks, things got a bit out of hand ...and now the ponys declared me their king.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Why are you sleeping in the hay with a crown on your head?
Maybe that's why America's in 12 trillion dollars in debt.
Wait, is the military actually firing solid gold missiles at random targets?
Look, if this doesn't let me make a Puzzle League/Dr Mario/Tetris/Puyo Puyo ultimate mega crossover, I'm not buying.
she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Why are you hugging that stray dog?
Er, I read the Evil Overlord List, dude. That's the oldest trick in the book. Hahaha——*topples over
Why is it that even if I'm attractive, little to no girls are interested in me? 
Alright, that was a dumb question. Remember what I said earlier when I came into office as dictator for life, about there being no dumb questions? That was the dumbest question possible. Any sane person would send you to the nearest factory to work.
So, next question, other reporters!
hey
Why do we shave beards?
Because otherwise they would take over our bodies.
hey
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Explain why you're drowning footballs in a nuclear reactor core.
Actually, why do we have to leave right now?
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The man behind the slaughter
So why do we have to leave our super comfortable anti zombie base to go outside? we have enough food for 4 years!
RUN AWAY LIKE LITTLE GIRLS!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Why did Puma collapse? I just made a Circus Baby robot programmed to love him! I didn't know he couldn't handle a trust fall!
Hey, they said landladies are bad. Now, get the shovel.