Tell me something happy
So you're telling me you think that this room full of human children being forced at gunpoint to play with toys is just an aggressive marketing analysis room?
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
The man behind the slaughter
So what's all this stuff in your basement?
(While be taken away) THE TOYS ARE PEOPLE! THE TOYS ARE PEOPLE!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Sir, I don't know what you were doing trying to defibrillate build-a-bear animals, but do you understand that you have the right to remain silent?
The sunglasses covering my eyes serve no purpose that is suspicious. I am completely okay and in good health. I am very happy. Always very happy. Please step this way to your free eye exam, sir or madam.
edited 30th Jun '17 5:24:02 PM by CenturyEye
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
The Traveling Hat Merchant
So how was your first day as an assistant to an Optometrist and why do you have sunglasses on?
OramudaOramudaOramudaOramudaOramudaOramuda
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
Wait, you're saying Puma is Nick?
No, I will never go outside ever, I identify as a vampire!
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Fly Air Madeline
So if you say you're not a shut-in, why won't you go outside?
Because it's my fetish!
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Why are you sitting on a hornets nest while smearing yourself with butter?
. . . I was aiming for his leg.
edited 1st Jul '17 10:03:26 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
my current job
Man, Jayne! Where'd you learn to shoot so well?
Did you try putting it in 2nd gear and backing up?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Blitzy....
My plane isn't working. Got any ideas?
Because I'm a real man!
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Why did you bring a knife to a gunfight?
The butler! It's always the butler!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
PAINKILLER
*Vague plotting intensifies*
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
...Why did you feel the need to run over a shark with a monster truck that was both radioactive and on fire?
If any have a reason to object to this union in marriage, speak now, or forever hold your peace.
Because I am the balloon master. It is me.
edited 1st Jul '17 8:01:33 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
So, you stole all the supplies in aisle 13. The reason being...?
I— [gets hit by a speeding meme]
edited 1st Jul '17 8:32:19 PM by ActualBeatrice
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
The Hope, The Hero
Anything you want to do today?
BECAUSE I AM GUNDAM!
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Tell me something happy
Why are you hotgluing metal to yourself?!
—-
It's just for 24 hours, don't worry about it.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
How did you fail to see the problem with duct-taping your face to a shark while the medic is out of town!?
Yeah, that's me, the, uh, dragon defenestrator.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
I have chortles!
Are you the person who threw that dragon out of the window?
I HAVE YOUR FECAL MATTER!
...
I assume your scatological breakthrough is almost complete?
...Humiliate me like that or similar again, and I'll physically maul you to death.
...
Are you enjoying your porn browsing history being public info!? XD
. . . Prepare the nukes, they've gone too far.
edited 4th Jul '17 10:15:59 AM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Anime has been Banned in China! What do we do?
I thought that was normal for the Fourth of July.
edited 4th Jul '17 10:25:26 AM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
my current job
You lit a Roman Candle inside your attic?
To get on before you get on?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Hey guys! Wanna go egg Hades's castle?"
Because when you drop large things, they crush smaller things.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
You mean to tell me your idea of an eco-friendly Christmas was to take every string of Christmas lights in the city, plug them into each other as one continuous string going down every street in the city, and have them ultimately be powered by five power strips that are all plugged into each other in a circle!?!?
I mean, yeah! Obviously. And I'm sure that also answers the question of what the babies are for, too.
edited 15th Jun '17 1:48:48 PM by NesClassic
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