Mona Megistus!
Why do you fap to pictures fof badgers?
Remember, your vote is not for you to sell to your favorite billionaire.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Bitter hatred
Why wont you vote for Donald Trump?
Well thankfully she was a registered sex offender, so we wont feel guilty dropping her into the ocean.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Wasn't that your grandmother you kicked out of the plane?
So, you're right, I may not have been a pilot. But, I played Flight Simulator 98!
[PASIO]
You're not a pilot, why are you buying a jet?
Oh, well, so MAYBE I killed him in cold blood. But he started it!
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Champion of Io!
You killed the guy who beat you in CoD, didn't you?
Whatever happened, it was my research assistant's fault.
edited 17th Sep '16 11:45:51 AM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
Bitter hatred
WHY IS THE GIANT CHIMERA DESTROYING DETROIT?
I've killed so many bandits I lost count at 567.
edited 17th Sep '16 12:57:14 PM by Superjohn
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
PINNACLE OF MAN
Are you trying to imitate Simo Häyhä?
No, I'm a fish.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
Red Like Santa
What's your name and occupation?
That's what happens when you watch Teen Titans Go for more than an hour.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Why do I have all these Ear Worms?! Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese, put that patty in between...
Clearly we're dealing with a case of lung cancer.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
THE LORD OF AWESOME!
DOCTOR, WHY AM I TURNING INTO AN OCTOPUS?
OH,THAT'S OK,EVERYBODY DOES IT
YOU CAN'T OUTRUN YOUR DESTINY!!
Destroyer of worlds.
Why are you electrocuting your fish?
It's all the booze.
Is not impressed.Why do I have a sudden urge to yell random things?
NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Say, this android of Yang looks so realistic. Though its eyes are red and it's glaring at me. Can I deactivate the restraints?
But in my defense, I thought he was just a cosplayer, not the real deal!
Bitter hatred
Why did you shoot that Roman cosplayer?
In my defense, everyone else was thinking of doing the same thing, I was the only one brave enough to do that.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Destroyer of worlds.
Wait.... you killed Jenny Mc Carthy?
It was the penguin, I swear!
edited 19th Sep '16 2:25:51 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
The Scarlet Witch
Alright, who put a dead hamster in my shoe?
Let's just say I can't go back to Germany ever again.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
see you, space cowboy.
Hey, how was your trip to Europe? And why is the president of Germany dead?
If it makes you feel better, he tried to steal our bananas.
Long live the New Bev.
Bitter hatred
Oh god did we kill a gorilla?
To be fair, she did give him ten minutes to run.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Red Like Santa
It seems a bit odd that she tried to kill him for stealing her panties
Because it smells so nice!
Now known as Cyber Controller
Mona Megistus!
Why is your shirt dripping with your own sweat?
Can't bleed to death if you already have all your blood taken out,
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Why are you packing a bucket of leeches in your medical kit?
I asked that leprechaun we met back in Reno, and he didn't know, either!
Bitter hatred
What's really at the end of a rainbow?
Unfortunately for you, I'm Chaotic Evil.
edited 5th Oct '16 4:35:44 PM by Superjohn
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
So, you were tasked to escort a dwarf with your party, one who would gladly give you whatever tools you needed, once you got to his home, but instead, you killed him.
Why?
In my defense, the tribe has spoken.
Is this WW 2 tank working?
That's my fetish.
Now known as Cyber Controller