Destroyer of worlds.
How did you hug her is she lives in Helsinki?
I would have melted the body down but someone doesn't have vats of acid!
Is not impressed.
Interfector
Why are trying to flay yourself with a potato peeler?
It's more fun than you think it is.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Why would you climb into a running washing machine?!
I do it all because I'm evil!
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Why did you set that poor dog on fire?
Because I know you can't get enough.
The man behind the slaughter
Why do you keep sending me One Piece merchandise?
You cut me into pieces!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Why did you book it when i showed up?
because that wasn't a healing shiv that's why!
edited 14th Jun '16 2:25:35 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Just an average SMT player
I know you're a mage, but why did you sell the Sword of Worldsaving?
It was full of mayonnaise and cucumbers.
Interfector
How did being stabbed hurt you?
it's revealed in chapter 38.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Red Like Santa
So, why did he decide to murder his allies for no reason?
That's my favorite ship in that fandom.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Destroyer of worlds.
Can you believe the Incest Yay Shipping in the Gravity Falls fandom?
You'll thank me in the morning.
Is not impressed.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
I don't suppose you know why my dirigible is filled to the brim with sealed, carefully assorted anime bentos?
The reasons behind this would likely make you question one too many of the fundamental laws of our universe, and that can only lead down one rabbit-hole...
edited 17th Jun '16 1:31:38 AM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Fly Air Madeline
Is there any particular reason that there's a rabbit where my sweatshirt used to be?
The loudness war, that's why.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
"Team Ken, baby"
Why did you decide to tape 17 handheld vacuums to your jacket?
He's the Brexit
wizard.
The man behind the slaughter
What wizard?
( Kills myself with a chainsaw out of anger).
edited 22nd Jun '16 10:11:08 AM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Destroyer of worlds.
So how was the new Ghostbusters movie?
We were all wearing pants just two seconds ago.
Is not impressed.
Red Like Santa
Hey, can I borrow some of your games?
I had to do it. For Nintendo. For Samus.
Interfector
You bitch! What was breaking my copy of Halo 4 for?
We're both consenting adults, don't judge.
edited 22nd Jun '16 3:30:37 PM by The_Dag
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Destroyer of worlds.
Why are you and my sister going out... bungee jumping?
For the tomatoes of course!
Is not impressed.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Why are you Playing a Tree?
Because it's fiction. Anything can happen.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Red Like Santa
So, why is he using his dick like that in your slash?
Well. that's why I stopped watching that show.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The man behind the slaughter
Did Batman just kill Catwoman?
I was thinking of naked hot women doing yoga at the wrong time.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
see you, space cowboy.
Why did you get a boner while watching Donald Trump's speeches?
He got what was coming to him! He never played a Valve game!
Long live the New Bev.
Interfector
Wasn't full out murdering that Call Of Duty fan kind of excessive?
I cuddled a unicorn today. Oh wait, I didn't!
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Why did you eat that cockroach?
I literally hugged my computer screen.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"