Why exactly is Bob splattered on the wall?
In this sort of situation, that's a bad idea.
"Did you expect somebody else?"Do you think I should move the shelf?
When moving through Kashmir.
simple asWhen did you learn to fight like that?
Not right now, ANYTHING but that.
"Did you expect somebody else?"Can we make out?
Good god, no!
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERAre you a homosexual?
31 August 1997.
simple asWhen did your erection start, sir?
Never again.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERDo you want to visit Nevernever Land, or Disneyland?
...that's actually quite a good point. Peanuts work best.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerAren't the peanuts good enough?
Bonzoleum.
simple asWhat's in this cake?
I left the planet there.
Why did you spend so much time on the Moon while delivering Earth to an alien overlord?
Only one of 'em returned.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERWhat happened to the team of 5 whom we sent into Cyberspace?
It was boring, so we decided to shoot random stuff instead.
...ehehWhy did you decide not to skydive?
I don't know.
"Did you expect somebody else?"What was that!?
It's in your face, but you can't grab it.
simple asWhere's my sandwich?!
I'm from the hood.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHERDo you really need to pick up every piece of change you find on the street?
She asked me to!
What made you think that was a good idea?!
Lo, though the time is dark, my faith shines
Have you forgotten the face of your father, troper?We're outnumbered by these undead, are you sure we can survive, paladin?
Looks like he just google image'd "carbuncle"...
(BTW Don't Try This at Home, it really is massive Nausea Fuel)
edited 23rd Sep '14 1:43:38 PM by ironcommando
...ehehWhy is that guy foaming at the mouth?
NO COPYRIGHT LAW IN THE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO STOP ME!
edited 23rd Sep '14 1:45:06 PM by TheHailStormer
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015Hey Sonic, wha-
So then I was like "no way," and then she was like "yes way," and the I was like "no way," and then she was like "yes way," and then I was like...
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartWhy were you arguing with the alien sorceress last night?
Because that's what force fields do.
Why can't we just build a giant brick wall around our house for protection?
I read that it helps you sleep better.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!Why do you keep hitting your head with a baseball bat?
They still has their pants on.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Those guys on top of each other... oh my gosh, are they doing what I think they're doing?
We attack when the fireworks light the sky.
edited 25th Sep '14 6:50:58 AM by ironcommando
...ehehWhat should we do, Captain?
Do what you want, cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
How are we going to get past the hallway of lethal spring-loaded boxing gloves?
He didn't dodge the flying log in time.
...eheh