What did you kidnappers do with my sister!?
Stay within the stealth fields and those Searchers won't get you.
edited 3rd Sep '14 2:19:12 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
How do I spy on the overlord's council?
Because you seemed to need it.
Maid of Time
Why did you just put a walnut in my hand?
Because I'm CRAAAAAAZZYY!
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
What is they block of metal?
Because of those damn lemons!
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
A nice butterfly
Why do you think pornography is that awful?
Oh yes, I certainly do, but only with my twin sister.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Do you watch My Little Pony: Friend is Magic?
I believed the most reasonable action was to strip the bullies naked and glue them to the ceiling.
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
Consulting Jackass
So how's your interior decorating going?
The fruit has become sentient and is plotting my doom.
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"Why are you looking at the apple tree like that?
That's why I put grenades in the dustbin.
...eheh
Classic
You saw a pony in the trash?
I like trains.
edited 5th Sep '14 11:29:12 AM by TheHailStormer
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Why are you in a rail yard?
Becomes monsters are awesome.
nibs-san has returned
Why did you open Pandora's Box after you knew what was inside it!
Because I enjoy the finality of death, okay!?
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
Tief girl with eartude
Why did you steal Ruby Rose's cookies?
I usually prefer a good stout porter ale.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
One just might
During bar-fights, what is your weapon of choice?
That'll teach all those cryptids for being too hard to find.
edited 6th Sep '14 7:05:41 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
You just vaporized the Earth! Why?!
I'm Batman, he's Batman, she's Batman. We're all Batman here.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
actually i am dead wow
Dad, can we watch something else now? We've been watching MLP for five days now!
Maybe I did, what of it?
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Don't look at me, I didn't even touch it!
dizzy
What the hell happened here?
Like thiiiiiis!
simple as
Classic
How are you doing that!?
A miserable little pile of secrets!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
"Just as planned."
What is a tome of knowledge?
No, not today.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
dizzy
Can I have some dessert?
I have a biiiiird that whistles, and I have biiiiirds that siiiiiiing!
simple as
One just might
Can you make a sentence using 18 lower case i's?
If we can get through this without anybody getting punched, I will consider it a success.
edited 19th Sep '14 7:13:58 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Tell me, why can't we just bloody drive the truck over the volcano?
We gave her some meth and sent her home.
logs into dark web* "dark bad dragon show me illegal buttplugs"