"UUUUUUURGGHHH! YOU HAVEN'T BEATEN ME YET, SENTINELS! HENCHMAN #28, UNLEASH THE FLYING WALRUS ATTACK SQUAD OF DOOM!"
-a group of walruses attatched to crude propellors emerged from the van and flew towards the sentinels, gasping pitifully-
Screw the Lion!
SUDDENLY, DEX-STARR, KITTEN OF RAGE, LANDING IN FRONT OF PROFESSOR WALRUS!!
"Alright you blubbery buffoon, you ruined my nap time, so I'm gonna - !"
A beat.
"Wait a minute, since when I could talk?!" Dex-Starr SPOKE. "And why does my voice sound like something from
one of those Saturday morning cartoons?! OOOOOO, Gosh Dang It to Heck!, it makes me ANGRY!!!"
Dex-Starr flashed bright Red! *FWOOSH!!* "And I'm gonna take it out on YOU!!" The blue soared straight at Professor Walrus, blazing red fury!!
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"Well before, I did it with reckless abandon. Now I can't control myself!" ~ Jesse Cox, 2014
Aww, son of a bitch
The Brain quickly dismounted his mighty brain steed as he reached the bank. With his astounding mastery of the mind, The Brain picked up two of Dr.Walrus's henchmen and slammed them into the wall, knocking them out.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
The Mighty Pen
Jack took to the air, letting out a battle cry. He swung his sword, the blade leaving a blue arc behind it as the blunt side took one of the reinforcements in the head with a ZORF!
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor gasps. NOT THE WALRUS SQUAD!
He runs up and hits a member of the SQUAD. WHAP!
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
Bitch pills
One of the minions edged a bit away from the others, apparently planning on escaping through a back way...and Rey took his opportunity. He darted forward, going low to the ground, and did a baseball slide between the mook's legs, ending up on the ground in front of him and kicking up at his stomach with both legs...POW!
"Ow, my stomach-!" the mook wheezed out, doubling over in pain...at which point, Rey rolled forward, going up onto his hands as though standing on his head, and grabbed the man's head between his legs, abruptly shifting around to twist his grip, then rolling forward, actually throwing the man forward and onto his back on the floor..."OOOF!"
Rey rolled backwards and back to his feet, grinning and sticking his tongue out a little, bouncing from one foot to another with his fists up as though in a boxing match. The mook was back on his feet, going for his weapon-and Rey quickly threw out an arm to block the club as it was coming, then, almost more of an insult than anything, slapped the man across the face. As soon as the man staggered backwards, Rey leapt up, planting both feet in the man's chest and shoving as hard as he could with a ferocious dropkick-WHAMMO!-that dropped the man flat to the floor.
Rey immediately ran and easily jumped on top of the nearby bank counter, throwing up his hands in two peace symbols as a sort of salute, and backflipped off the counter, landing flat across the mook's chest and stomach-KER-BLAM!-causing the man to let out a sharp wheeze.
The grin having not left his face the entire time, Rey reached out, hooking the man's leg under the knee with one arm, then leaned as though to pin his shoulders down, raising his hand and counting with his fingers...one...two...three!...before standing back up, doing a sort of little bounce back and forth in a bit of a victory celebration.
Easing back into life one step at a time
Crazed Lawrencian
— Arterius taps his ring, then conjures up a gigantic aqua tank below the walrii.—
Save the whales? Save the WALRUS first, boneheads!
Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Stealth Bomber
Tundra charged at Dr. Walrus, knowing his ice blast had missed.
"Now, now, Dr. Walrus!" he called as he charged. "You know it's not right to fight in a public building! Why don't we take it outside?" Tundra sent an uppercut directly for Dr. Walrus's chin.
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
Geomancer
Clubs was with the others. He sent a kick flying toward Dr. Walrus' gut.
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
"Ridiculous wretches," Rav roared, taking aim at the walruses with his ray gun. "Were these really the roughest roughnecks you could rouse to rattle your regulators, Doctor? Rav the Ruthless Rocketeer Ravager of Rigel relates his righteous and reserved ridicule!"
With that, the hovering Predacon fired off a shot at his target, and a red energy ball streaked towards the heavily-breathing sea creature with a loud BZZZAP!!!, knocking it out cold.
The Danse Macabre Codex
Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent
Spriggan tossed in a smoke grenade to the Walrus goons, leaving them disoriented and open to the attacks of his fellow Silver Sentinel comrades.
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"
Stealth Bomber
As Dr. Walrus flew up thru the ceiling onto the roof, Tundra charged up after him. Our hero grabbed him by the throat.
"Now, Dr. Walrus," said Tundra, "are you going to come quietly or am I gonna have to put you in deep freeze?"
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
Screw the Lion!
"No way, I say we have roasted walrus for dinner tonight!" Dex-Starr said to Tundra, flaming already forming in the cat's mouth.
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"Well before, I did it with reckless abandon. Now I can't control myself!" ~ Jesse Cox, 2014
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
GREAT JOB TUNDRA! NOW TIME TO RETURN THE MONEY SO THE COMMIES CAN'T USE IT FOR THEIR EVIL PLOT!
The Doctor facepalms. Did I become racist there?
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
Bitch pills
Rey turned to the others, still bouncing from foot to foot and grinning. It was quite clear he had enjoyed his part in the battle.
Easing back into life one step at a time
Thus fell the nefarious Dr Walrus!
-police officers hastily ran onto the scene-
"Well done, Silver Sentinels! We would have been here sooner, but we were caught in some heavy traffic!
The Mighty Pen
Jack returned his sword to its sheath in the formal manner. With the threat over, thankfully, he was able to regain his customary reserve.
"Well done," he complimented the team. "Though I would not call this task challenging, I hope it was a valuable less in the ways of this world."
To the police, he said, "Thanks are not necessary. It is our duty to oppose evil whereever it is found."
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A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
Stealth Bomber
"Those evil Commies! The evil dictator who runs China now makes me ashamed to be one! I mean, Chinese, not Communist," called Tundra to the Doctor. This isn't like me! I don't give a grass about my ethnicity! he thought. Then, he looked back at Dr. Walrus. "So, which is it?"
edited 5th Mar '11 8:48:45 PM by TestYourMight
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Blink took one look at the police and instinctively vanished without a trace.
Gordon sighed. "Yeah, yeah. We took out this idiot, whatever, you thank us, blah blah blah."
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent
"Looks like we're done here!"
Spriggan adjusted his black beret. "So where to?"
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Rav descended to the street and deactivated his rocketpack once he saw that Dr. Walrus was no longer conscious. "Ha! Think nothing of it, officers; for when the constabulary is unable to regulate the renegades, the Silver Sentinels shall be there to restore order and law and recapture those Red rapscallions wherever they may rear their rank heads!"
What am I SAYING?! I should be eviscerating this worthless human fool for his incompetence, not giving him a metaphorical pat on the back!
The Danse Macabre Codex
Stealth Bomber
"I'll take that as the latter," growled Tundra. He breathed ice onto Dr. Walrus and threw the villain off of the rooftop to a two-story fall. CRASH! The villain's ice coating shattered, and he lay writhing slightly on the ground.
"Heroic Brutality!" yelled Tundra. "All right, guys, our work is done here. To the Tower!"
Danananadananana!
edited 5th Mar '11 8:52:29 PM by TestYourMight
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
-as Walrus was being handcuffed and led away, Commissioner Kane approached the heroes-
"Sterling work as usual, Sentinels! But it seems that the money was apprehended during the fight!"
What's this?! He's right! Whilst our Superchums were bringing the dastardly Walrus to justice, a villain even more nefarious than HE made off with the ill-gotten loot!
"Oh well..."
Spriggan drew out what should have a karambit, which was replaced by a small collapsible baton.
"Take this!"
He executed a strike on the henchman's right leg. "WHACK!" This was followed by a strike at the back on his head, sending him down on the ground with a "BAM!".
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"