Bitch pills
Rey looked around at everything, taking it all in, blinking slowly as he did, shaking his head. Finally only barely managing to mumble.
"But...but I'm married..."
Easing back into life one step at a time
"YEEEEEES that's right brave contestants, you have been chosen to participate in the biggest Blind Date in the known multiverse, broadcast simultaneously to over 19 million universes (including each of your own!)! I hope this isn't a bad time!"
-cue cheesy Laugh Track-
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Ravage was completely and utterly speechless, simply standing there with his mouth agape. "But...how...what...it...metal...meatbags...I...eh?"
The Danse Macabre Codex
Hahli blinked once, then twice, then very slowly planted her Kanohi in her armored hand.
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor walks to the wall and bangs his head on it. "What! It's being aired in our universe!? What!? Kill. Me. Now."
edited 7th Feb '11 12:58:14 PM by Fusionman
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Raz' jaw dropped. I hope Lilli doesn't find out about this. He thought.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
"Well, this is just fan-fucking-tastic," Gordon groaned. "What kind of psychopath thought this one up, huh?"
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"A blind date?" Blink asked. "That should be fun!"
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
"WHAT?" Narumi asked.
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Elsewhere, in Futo. Shotaro was watching tv when all of a sudden, he was watching Blind Date and saw Narumi on tv.
"Oya-san?" Shotaro said with shock, mouth agape as the child from the rescue mission, now in a change of clothes, enters the room and watches the tv, stroking his chin in interest.
edited 7th Feb '11 1:18:25 PM by Psyga315
Naoto's hand connected with her face rather swiftly as she let out an annoyed sigh. "I think I'd rather be back in the previous challenge again." She said.
Toa of Anarchy
"I'M SO CONFUSED!" Vezon buried his head in his hands and sobbed quietly.
Geomancer
"I don't think Spades Slick would be happy with this." Clubs Deuce said. There was an incident where the Midnight Crew embarrassed themselves, and all Clubs knew that made Spades angry for some reason.
edited 7th Feb '11 1:01:35 PM by Marioguy128
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
Calmly, quietly, Ravage reached over his shoulder to grasp the handle of his blaster. He had had just about enough of that 'human' child's unyielding optimism; it was time to put a stop to that.
"I am going to kill you now, Blink," he announced casually, sounding like he had started a conversation about something trivial, like the weather.
edited 7th Feb '11 1:04:31 PM by SullenFrog
The Danse Macabre Codex
Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent
Spriggan emerged out of the portal back in the room.
"Say where is everyone?"
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"
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"Now now, murder is strictly against the rules... unless your date throws the first punch!"
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
~
Suddenly in multiple points of the Tenth Doctor's timeline.
The TV's of the entire UK flare on the first time. The 2nd and 3rd time it's only the Doctor's companion. Any attempt to change the channel will fail. On it they see the Doctor hitting his head on a wall silently. Coincidentally the Doctor is gone every time. The UK sees The Doctor hitting his head.
"Is that the Doctor?" say those who know.
A redheaded woman smiles. "Heh. He'll love to see this. Record!" As it happen
To Be Updated when I'm not Lazy
Wait, he isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
The Predacon shot the announcer a venomous glance, but removed his hand from his blaster with some trepidation. "Very well," he ground out.
The Danse Macabre Codex
Toa of Anarchy
Vezon pulled in Blink by the shoulder. "Blink! Blink! Please tell me what's happening! What's the word 'Date' mean, outside the context of a calender? How can a date be blind?"
edited 7th Feb '11 1:12:49 PM by LizardOfAus
"I'm Kris DeLazarus, and I'll be your host for this evening of fun and fancy! Over the next few hours you will all be paired off with a random somebody, a few of whom you might even recognise! We've got a lot to do folks so without further ado, let's SPIIIIIN THE WHEEEEEEEL!!!"
Organized Canine Bureau Special Agent
"What the hell is that?"
Spriggan saw that the Blind Date challenge was on the screens.
"Exit muna si Polgas. Ang kailangan dito ay si Dobermaxx!"
Wild Horse
"Awright! I'm a star!" Natsu started chasing around the cameraman with fire, chuckling madly all the while. "Gehehehehe!" Natsu started doing weird poses and fire tricks.
Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.
"This is... is... I don't think I'll like this." muttered Hahli.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Blink, who had previously been ready to teleport if Ravage had fired, turned to Vezon with a smile on her face.
"A date is when you go out with someone you like, Mister Vezon!" she explained. "And a blind date is when you're paired up with someone you don't know!"
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Gordon shook his head. Combat? He could do that. Hell, at least no one knew it was him in the magical girl challenge. But this?
This was horrible.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Bitch pills
As soon as Kris had finished, a curtain from the stage opened, and a highly attractive woman, with curled red hair nearly to her waist, wearing a tight pink dress that showed off plenty of leg and knee high boots, came out, smiling warmly...if almost predatorially...to the contestants, waving and blowing kisses as she headed for the wheel.
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Rey just continued to stare blankly, still muttering. "But I'm...I'm MARRIED."
edited 7th Feb '11 1:19:34 PM by MystyGlyttyr
Easing back into life one step at a time
Raz looked at Halhi. "I think we all feel the same way."
The Doctor's mouth is agape. "what. You're kidding. You got to be bloody kidding me! I was knocked into a coma by the Wyrm and now I've gone crazy! What?! WHAT!!!"
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