I for one welcome our new duck ove QUACK QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK QUACKQUACK QUACKQUACKQUACK QUACKQUACK
THE MALLARDS SHALL INHERET THE EARTH
DUCKS HAS 2 WEBBED FEET
SIMULTANEOUS 4-TOED
DUCK CUBE
IN ONLY 2 WING ROTATION.
2 WEBBED FEET, 4 TOES BAD- No 1 DUCK GOD.
edited 21st Jun '10 1:23:23 AM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!
Dear Lord...
I knew Scrooge McDuck was up to something!
Trainspotter
The ducks! The ducks! I hear their infernal quacking, in my mind, in my soul, they haunt my dreams, my mind, my life!
quackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquack....
edited 21st Jun '10 9:06:55 AM by CrowT.Robot
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
I summon the Duck Hunt dog to protect us!
Trainspotter
It's no use! No use! The ducks! They're everywhere! You! Me! We are but playthings for the infernal machinations of those foul Anatidae! They'll have your mind, then your body, then your essence, then your soul! Stop them! Stop them!
Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.
I'm glasses.
This post was thumped by the Stick of Post Thumping
The last man on earth heard a quack at the door.
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!
resident moonatic
The Shadows Devour You.
Meh, the swans are worse.
Apparently, if a duck or goose gets too close to a swan nest, you know what the swans tactic is? Grab the offending mallard by the neck and duck it underwater until it drowns.
edited 24th Jun '10 7:29:09 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Clutch pedal = sidestep
I cast magic missile at the duck-ness.
Alternatively:
THAT'S IT. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERDUCKING DUCKS ON THIS MOTHERDUCKING SITE!
Everyone strap in. We're going to open some fucking IP bans.
edited 25th Jun '10 8:52:31 AM by Barcode711
Worshipper of Ahura Mazda, as proclaimed by Zoroadster http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr
Dalek Alert!
Ducks. They will kill you while you sleep.
Of all the posts I've made, this is one of them.
The Shadows Devour You.
As long as they aren't the Happy Tree Friends ducks.
edited 13th Jul '10 8:05:44 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Dreams of Revenge
You want an example of how they'll treat us once they're in power?
LOOK:
See, this jerk just keeps on pestering an innocent lemonade stand owner, and as soon as he caves in and gives the stupid duck grapes, he says that he'd prefer lemonade!
edited 13th Jul '10 8:15:12 AM by Flanker66
Locking you up on radar since '09
I'm Only Sleeping
Meh, the swans are worse. 
Meh. I don't really care ducks are
I WELCOME OUR NEW DUCK OVERLORDS THE QUACK ARE GOOD WE SHALL ALL BE WELCOMED QUACK
edited 28th Aug '10 7:12:48 AM by Makkine
I assume the ducks are responsible for the the deletion of QuackkcauQ.
Fwomph
-Gathers a crack squad of Commando Chickens-
Mentlegen, it's Duck season...
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Zzzzzzzzzz
Rabbit Season.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Fwomph
I knew it! You're on their side...
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Zzzzzzzzzz
Quack.
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
this page is quacked up!
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
hOnK
Wait, no, that's a goose...
Ironic, huh?
Ever since this site's creation, these creatures have despised us for wasting our lives and documenting the motifs of entertainment. And now, the massacre by mallards shall soon begin. We must flee before the ducks have their vengeance upon TV Tropes.
edited 21st Jun '10 1:17:22 AM by Marquis De Carabas