A nice butterfly
I STILL HAVE 6 BILLION CRUSHES.
ALL FEMALE.
They are all named "Joey". Wait. I think I made a miscalculation here. No. No. Wait. I didn't. Whew.
edited 7th Oct '14 9:55:12 AM by Aszur
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
I doubt my androgyny counts so there goes the possibility of it being me :P
hiya, the name's scout.
Still Nova, Dhana, and NES gamer.
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Still nobody... except for that one....
edited 8th Oct '14 8:11:00 PM by SilentlyHonest
You should tell her soon, Silent. You two would make an adorable couple.
dizzy
The number that's less than one.
simple as
I have two now...that's weird.
hiya, the name's scout.
U-umm... Now it's just 2. Nova and NES... >//-//>
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The Eccentric Electric
Has been, still is, and probably always will be....zero.
Living The Fever Dream
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Aww, thanks 
But seriously, the number's now two and a half. Because, you know, math.
The Eccentric Electric
Nice play on words there, but I actually meant 0 the number...and no not that Borderlands guy even though he's awesome.
Living The Fever Dream
I'm still surprised that nobody's commented on the fact that I have more than one crush for the first time in....well, ever, really.
Dude...
Okay who are your crushes?
IS IT MOI
hiya, the name's scout.
3 again. Dhana, Nova, NES...-a?
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Still 4. Irene, Ferret, Daft, Syrika.
Can my crush even be considered a crush anymore?
Then I'm going 0 troper crushes, but being part of 1 Official Couple.
The Eccentric Electric
Should I start throwing confetti and blowing a party blower? I'm not being sarcastic here, what is one to do?
Living The Fever Dream
Do what you want. 
The Eccentric Electric
-Throws handful of confetti on Ichigo and blows party blower-
Living The Fever Dream
Only one.
Who?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
It's not you.
They're female