Troper Updates II, Part II

Sounds like a good time. Smoked weed once, didn't feel anything. So either I'm immune, or I got some bad weed.

It was totally awesome. I could barely walk for a while since my balance was off. Plus in the first half, EVERYTHING was funny. Like, they were testing me with depressing/horrifying subjects and I'm pretty sure I laughed at the idea of dead baby-seals.

If you only tried weed once and nothing happened, most likely it was bad weed.

Noooo don't do weed. It's illegal and it smells bad and it costs a lot and it makes you dumb and red-eyed and hungry it can get you suspended or arrested or fired and...

edited 21st Sep '14 1:00:50 PM by Keybreak

Not that I am a regular user, but it's still fortunate that only about half of those apply in my case.

Key, don't be a square.

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Square Pride.

"Do you really call two guys sitting and smoking weed 'magic'?"
"Girl, have you ever tried that shit?!"

(from a game of Mage: The Ascension)

But seriously? I haven't really tripped on weed, per se, but it does funny things to your mood. Most often a lot of things just seem hilarious, but once I just couldn't focus on anything, and there was that one time where my pupils just got absurdly dilated, I got pissed off and promptly went to sleep.

I hate when people smoke weed and come up to my work. They always annoy people, waste my time and smell horrible. If you're going to go do that go do it where I don't have to put up with you.

Stoners are worse than drunks. At least drunks sober up. Stoners are just stoners all the time.

The only addiction I have is to Coca Cola.

No really, that caffiene bro

And I'm 90% down from my high now.

I just need my skin to stop being numb and to start feeling normal about the passage of time, and I'm good. Still glad that 1) I did most of my English essay before the party and 2) my Monday class was cancelled, though.

Not sure if I'll get high again right at the next party, but I'm definitely glad that getting stoned was on my "Try at least once" list.

edited 21st Sep '14 1:54:47 PM by Sharysa

I do not want to see what I'd be like losing my sobriety.

I tend to do stupid things when drunk, although it depends on how drunk. Get me into 'fool' stage and I usually just buy stuff for fun.

"Why did I order a giant trampoline?"

Why not.

I'm awesome when I'm drunk.

Except when I'm on a downer like I have been lately. Then I just want to sit and stare at the wall and randomly tell people depressing stories.

Happy-drunk me is great fun, though.

I have only ever been tipsy. I've never been drunk in my entire life.

Well there was this one time in Miami during a trip with friends I ended up completely naked in a hotel room in front of 12 people but that's an exception.

edited 21st Sep '14 2:25:56 PM by SilentlyHonest

Parable - I've done that, and ordered a motorboat.

And at one point, bought a huge aircon unit.

My mom still doesn't like my driving style. She trusts me in theory, but when I'm on the highway she closes her eyes so she won't be too worried by things she can't see.

Ah, mine's the same. I can judge distances much more accurately than her, what with her being blind as a bat these days, so she always thinks I'm on the verge of hitting...well, everything.

Man, sundays really suck when there's nothing to do.

TParadox: Yeah, Mom's constantly nagging me about things that nobody cares about when I drive.

Although I meant she was a hypocrite because despite sobbing about how she juuuuuust wanted to see me and make sure I didn't diiiiiiie from being stoooooned, she still fucking left because she was mad at my sister for wanting to let me sleep it off.

Something is fucked up when the babbling stoned girl is the one who's doing the reassuring.

edited 21st Sep '14 3:08:42 PM by Sharysa

She closes her eyes so she won't panic and scream about things I already know about.