"By the way, I'm totally a girl."
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it.""Now, that's how you cook a steak!"
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha noI can talk.
How?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseHATERS WILT DETEST
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Doesn't miss. Ever.
Look at my confidence. I've got confidence. Gotta have confidence.
How do lizards fly?"Will you be my friend?"
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!Blankness.
I'm very bad.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?I hate my job.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."What did you say again?
boop I'm more active on hereThe laughable villain
At least he doesn't need to worry about what to wear.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerCup of tea? *lift pinkie*
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!Pictured: Bridget's goth phase.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you.""Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll™ center of a Tootsie Pop™?"
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Cheese and ham? YUK!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerIt's time to play 'Spot the Unusual Context'!
"I'm not a crusty crab."
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you.""Wut?"
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!"Nunderboob."
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Jabba the Hutt's bastard.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Rainbows! Tacos! Doctor Who! Homestuck!
I am the once and future king.POPO
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
"...and then we'll have to kill Steve. Sorry, Steve!"
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