I initially considered cold-cocking you for using that utterly worthless anti/non-humor punchline. Than I thought for a second and almost spat on my screen.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.I'm not within spitting distance of you two, but I'm salivating at the prospect of watching a spat between you two.
I'd reply to that, but I better keep phlegmatic attitude.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.ooh puns. Puns are fun.
You hear about the guy who wants a pet dolphin? He's searching for his porpoise in life.
And your first pun here made me laugh (well, more like a quick snigger). Good job.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.haha yay
A good first pun? Must've been Italian.
...It was primo.
Too bad it wasn't their second.
Then it'd have been prime.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)What has 8 arms and leads the Autobots? Octopus Prime
Keeper of The Celestial FlameDid you hear about the couple that breaks up and then gets back together on a regular basis?
Yeah, love hertz.
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...What does a Sharp-Dressed Man tells to his chimney cleaner?
Soot up!
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.D Roy - That is the best reaction I could have possibly hoped for. :D
Also, XD
...do you know why the tapestry weaver was dissatisfied with her latest work? Because it was tearable.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableThat reminds me. I heard about a handmade tortilla baker who decided to switch the bakery to providing school lunches instead.
Tortillas were just too corny, and they wanted to be classy.
edited 23rd Oct '14 12:35:47 PM by PointMaid
In a recent study by zoologists, soap bathing rhinos can cause them to sing, very well at that.
What do you know, soap-rhinos have good voice.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Very few people realise that Schrödinger's Cat was actually an oscillot.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableIf Tim Tebow has a thought, is it a Christian Ponder?
Wait... I don't get it.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartI suppose that's a terrible quarterback pun by both meanings of the phrase.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.How is that a pun, though?
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."Schrodinger's cat is a conceptual thing that's stuck in a state of indeterminacy between being alive and being dead.
Oscillation means something regularly going between two states, such as a sound wave or some sort of vibration.
An ocelot is a kind of wild cat.
So god and Jesus are sitting in Heaven.
God: Hey, son wasn't your second coming supposed to be like, 600 years ago?
Jesus: I suppose you could say I've been............. Prochristinating
edited 25th Oct '14 12:37:33 PM by ElectricNova
- So basically, a failed joke - you can't have a good joke that needs that much explanation.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.I got it!
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
I'm off to make some hippie shirts. It is a good day to dye.
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...