Get a life? Okay, can I take yours?
Well, I've ordered it off eBay, but it hasn't arrived yet. So you'll just have to wait. Sorry.
edited 18th Sep '10 3:33:05 AM by ACrackInTime
Hey
NO U
Ok, seriously.
Why don't you get a better insult?
-1UP noise is heard. The words "1UP" appear above my head, then float off and disappear into nothing-
You were saying?
edited 18th Sep '10 4:00:37 AM by TheGreatPiesAlt
Last woman standing
I do. I get several. You see, every night to prolong my youth indefinately, I creep into people's houses and suck their life-essence from their mouth. By the way, you keep a spare key under the doormat, right?
^ That. Was. AWESOME! ![[awesome]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minis/award_star_gold_3.png "[awesome]"){kind=small}
Didn't that insult go out of style in the ninties? You need some new material.
^^^ Holy shit.
Telling me to get a life is like telling the Prime Minister to shut the fuck up.
edited 18th Sep '10 4:17:09 AM by ACrackInTime
What, you have something against the living dead?
Do you know how many times I hear that in one day?
What is the life? Why, it is the process of our hearts beating and our lungs taking in oxygen and giving out CO 2. It's about meeting new people, telling others to shut the fuck up, and above all, it's about doing the things we enjoy. And I really enjoy browsing forums, playing games and drinking Ribena. Bye bye now.
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
^Nice...
edited 18th Sep '10 4:23:06 AM by MidnightVelvet
Get a life? Don't make me laugh, boy. I make life. Several times a day. In fact, your very own sister and mother are bearing my children right now.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
^Again, nice...
I'm about to give birth to new life. Your dad is brilliant in bed.
edited 18th Sep '10 4:40:30 AM by ACrackInTime
Tief girl with eartude
"But I won't be able to learn life spells until about half way through the games. I've got a few Phoenix Downs though."
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Is this about my deal with the Devil?
Only Sane Fox
What is life, but a series of chemical reactions?
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
Literally A Princess
I don't think I want a life. You always die at the end of those.
Heapers’ Hangout
My God, these are all brilliant!
I'm probably going to use some of these. Thanks!
"Get an insult"
Dreams of Revenge
Okay then... how about yours?
-Insulter collapses to the floor, dead-
Locking you up on radar since '09
Exactly What It Says on the Tin.
Post your ideas for comebacks to this grossly overused half-arsed insult.
Commentary on posts should go in spoiler tags.
edited 19th Sep '10 1:19:35 AM by Roxor
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.