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Slouch Hey from Here 'n' there Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
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#51: Sep 27th 2010 at 1:54:15 AM

All the claws in the world couldn't save you from my guns.

The Pyro.

edited 27th Sep '10 1:55:31 AM by Slouch

WillyFourEyes I have seen the amateur, and it is me. (Old Enough To Drive) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#53: Sep 27th 2010 at 10:18:03 AM

You really need reinforcements before you can fight me!

Ein.

Last Defense Line.
jemu99 It's a drop kick!! from Shadow-Earth... or is it Since: Jan, 2001
It's a drop kick!!
#54: Sep 27th 2010 at 2:12:41 PM

So, where do angels go when they die?

Dante (the one with the Inferno).

Still finishing: a whole lot of shows from Fall 2013 and Winter 2014.
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#56: Sep 27th 2010 at 2:18:38 PM

I run over things like you in my jeep all the time. You are lucky I killed you personally.

King Harkinian.

I can't stop listening to this
JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
nohaynicklibre Harkinian & The Bois from Spain Since: May, 2010
Harkinian & The Bois
#58: Sep 27th 2010 at 2:58:52 PM

It seems their ship crashed.

Robot Unicorn

I can't stop listening to this
jemu99 It's a drop kick!! from Shadow-Earth... or is it Since: Jan, 2001
It's a drop kick!!
#59: Sep 27th 2010 at 3:18:30 PM

One little pony, dead as a Frisbee.

The half-devil Dante.

Still finishing: a whole lot of shows from Fall 2013 and Winter 2014.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#60: Sep 27th 2010 at 3:28:06 PM

Even half the devil isn't as bad-ass as a FULL DUKE.

Commander Sheppard.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
TrashMan EMPERAHS FURIEH!!! from Croatia Since: Apr, 2009
EMPERAHS FURIEH!!!
#62: Sep 28th 2010 at 3:05:44 AM

"Reality just kicked your ass...and it's name is Duke!"

Ryu and Ken from street Fighter

AttObl227 Problem? from The Metaworld Since: Jun, 2010
Problem?
#63: Sep 28th 2010 at 9:56:54 AM

Martial Arts are nothing compared to Guns!

Revya and Gig.

Last Defense Line.
heartlessmushroom Space hobo Since: Jan, 2010
Space hobo
#64: Sep 28th 2010 at 10:18:17 AM

It was time you couple of sissies met with REAL Reaper .

Razputin from Psychonauts

edited 28th Sep '10 10:19:20 AM by heartlessmushroom

Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#66: Sep 28th 2010 at 11:59:11 AM

Your pilgrimage ended here.

The cast of FFX.

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Exaggeration17A CHARACTER LIMIT EXCEEDED from the castle in the swamp Since: Apr, 2010
CHARACTER LIMIT EXCEEDED
#67: Sep 28th 2010 at 1:56:46 PM

Tidus: It's a damn shame to see a blonde chick die like— oh, wait. It's a dude. Heh.

Yuna: You shouldn't bring a stick to a gun fight.

Wakka: Hmm. I've always said you need balls to fight, but that sure as hell isn't the way I meant it.

Auron: Shit, was this guy trying to fight with a broken arm? ...No, he just had it in a sling. What the fuck was wrong with these people?

Lulu: With tits like those, I can think of a lot of things she could have been doing besides getting herself killed.

Rikku: This little girl should have stayed home with her dolls.

Kimahri: Looks like they managed to kill this big ugly thing before they died, though.

NEXT CORPSE: The space marine from Doom.

edited 28th Sep '10 1:57:26 PM by Exaggeration17A

Logged: The commanding officer is aboard. XO Pressley stands relieved.
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#68: Sep 28th 2010 at 2:00:10 PM

It's been done in cannon; Looks like this guy was Doomed.

The cast of CSI (what? There was a game of it).

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#69: Sep 28th 2010 at 2:13:54 PM

Hey! Now you can investigate yourselves!

Wario.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
heartlessmushroom Space hobo Since: Jan, 2010
Space hobo
#70: Sep 28th 2010 at 3:06:37 PM

Your breath smells, you're a ball of lard and goddamn ugly. But hey, look at the bright side, at least you are dead.

Sora

Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
Your army sucks.
#71: Sep 28th 2010 at 3:56:21 PM

I'll take that key and open up a can of whoop ass!

Tychus Findlay

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#73: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:20:23 PM

That cat shouldn't have crossed my path. Otherwise, he wouldn't have a hole in his head!

James Bond.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
JackMackerel from SOME OBSCURE MEDIA Since: Jul, 2010
#74: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:22:44 PM

You're all shaken and stirred up, has been.

Or:

Keep your gold eye, pansy. Duke's got brass balls.

The Point Man.

Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#75: Sep 28th 2010 at 4:23:32 PM

^^ Huh, looks like you get the eulogy this time.

^ I think I've seen a ghost...no, just a corpse.

Laharl

edited 28th Sep '10 4:24:03 PM by Bisected8

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