Li'l Shardfinder
Dad, are you gonna die?
Not until I pay for these knives...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"You're welcome to join us."
"You're welcome to SUCK OFF A GOAT!"
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Ten seconds before
Look out! Jesus has a gun!
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
"Wait, are you talking about my kind of bitches, or yours?"
-woof-
"I can't believe I'm getting smart-mouthed by a fucking dog."
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Hardcore Free-For-All Team Deathmatch Sabotage Shotgun-Only First-Person Minecraft Sandbox Domination Capture The Flag.
Take no prisoners, YOU FILTHY FUCKING WANKERS.
edited 11th Aug '14 1:53:18 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Li'l Shardfinder
Believe it or not, you can buy a queen on the internet...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Digital Analogy
Weeell...?
An upside down tree.
edited 12th Aug '14 3:04:48 PM by Jusamies
In porto perse vitulus est.
Reason why magic is better than technology: You can have sex with a mage. You can't have sex with a nuke.
edited 12th Aug '14 10:28:23 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
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Wild guess - a Nasuverse fanfic?
Wait, wait... Sun-Il, why are you on the conquer list?
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.Ok, I cheated on that one. I made it up entirely for a hypothetical game I'm creating
I am Groot! I am Groot! I am Groot! I am Groot! I... am... Groot! I am Groot!
(more I am Groot!)
This one may also be considered cheating considering that it no longer exists
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Not exactly GOTG, but a joke TV Tropes review of the film that was flagged and taken down very shortly. It consisted of I Am Groot (and one We Are Groot) as its only text.
edited 12th Aug '14 10:39:20 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
INCARNATION OF POWER
guardians of the galaxy.
Multiple things.
1. "You think it's dirty. Just wait till you see it under a black light."
2. "Today I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
3. "Stop saying duck as every single response. It's a cult."
edited 12th Aug '14 10:34:35 PM by PowerfulKyurem
Li'l Shardfinder
Though starry-eyed I know, this is still the garden where I came down...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Ten seconds before
To plagiarize… and beyond!
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
my current job
War is for fighters, not farmers
Do you really want to tell your grandchildren you drove a converted farmbot during the galaxy war?
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"I can't believe they advertise this game to children. It has vulgarity, nudity, polygamy, volleyball, and gory murder."
"Murder is edutaining. Just ask Mavis Beacon. Besides, we play games all the time and don't turn into sexy murdering...schoolgirl...maids."
edited 13th Aug '14 6:41:40 AM by TheMike
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Li'l Shardfinder
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Safe... In a sanctuary... Safe...
edited 13th Aug '14 7:09:18 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"I have nightmares where everyone's upper torso is a sea otter."
(beep)
"I have nightmares where I'm pushing a boulder up a hill and it's shaped like my mother."
(beep)
"I have nightmares where my chest becomes a set of Octoroks."
(beep)
"I have nightmares where I drive my car off a bridge into an ocean of testicles."
(beep)
"I have nightmares where I can't get out of the way of an 18-wheeler and it's driven by a giant tooth."
(beep)
"I have nightmares where I'm in a play and I forget all my lines and the play is titled "Good Movies by M Night Shyamalan."
(beep)
"I have nightmares where all my high school teachers have merged into a shuddering mass of flesh, and I'm failing Algebra."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Ten seconds before
I should probably be grateful they weren't worshipping the Great Vacuum God.
edited 14th Aug '14 12:41:30 PM by Gamebreaking
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Li'l Shardfinder
Reminds me of Quick Change on Whose Line. 
I went down to Coddingtown, it seemed the thing to do... You can get it all down there from tennis balls to glue...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
my current job
Well, as you can see by this chart... Oregon is on fire... Oregon is on fire, and it's spreading up to Washington State! Up from Washington, into British Columbia! AAAH! MY HAIR'S ON FIRE! MY HAIR'S ON FIRE!
Yup. I can't seem to find a clip of it, though. 
edited 14th Aug '14 7:01:06 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Li'l Shardfinder
Whose Line. Ryan Stiles.
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Pontiac, we build excitement
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"Tada!"
"What...is it?"
"It's celebrity comedian, Jon Jafari! He's catching his favorite phrase: 'Yeccchh!'
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Li'l Shardfinder
'Twas in the early morning hours when I fell into a phone call... Believing I had supernatural powers, I slammed into a brick wall...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Which ironic dinner do you want? Lunchables or Hungry Man?"
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...