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worst pony ever

Nah, the worst pony ever is Zephyr Breeze.

-stares at Ulti-

IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

-stares at Moot-

worst pony is Dusty since she is not a pony, she is ket.

and ket does not make good pone

actually the worst pony is starlight

but shes like

so bad shes hilarious

and she reminds me of an oc that i liked just for how insane she was

KET IS 8AD PONE

is good ket though

koala tee ket

How bad can she be, though, when she's friends with the Great and Powerful Trixie?!?!

That is also funny, admittedly

Maud should meet Trixie.

8ut the ket

is a KET

Fuck my life. Thanks to corporate's stupidity I've had to go back to receiving dept. Two days and I remember WHY I left to begin with. FUCK!

fuck corporate i tell you hwat

I'm doing my homework on a Friday!

When dragons belch and hippos flee
My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.

Morporkia! Morporkia!
Morporkia owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you'll pay.

We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs
We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears
Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner
Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)
Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords
We mortgaged to the hilt

Morporkia! Morporkia!
Hner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit where it's due.

edited 28th Apr '17 7:04:58 PM by Yinyang107

Nobody remembers the third verse of an anthem, so they cut out the middleman.

so I'm playing a new Choice Of Games game, A Midsummer Knight's Choice

like many other games, I used the name "Favian" for my character; to avoid an arranged marriage, I left the court of my father, the king. At the moment I'm dressed as a woman (I'm calling myself Anri) and I'm with the Maroon Knight, who is trying to find me and is also apparently in love with me for some reason

She just attacked a bear who was actually the representative of a duke in disguise, Constable Growly, and he asks if we've seen Favian

I say "Can you describe him to me?"

He says "About your height, with eyes, nose, and mouth all about the same as yours. Your general build as well, more or less."

we're dealing with a true expert here

also, lol; Morgan, one of my friends, told me (in disguise) that she was in love with me, and now she's also in love with my disguise

edited 28th Apr '17 7:11:04 PM by PastryPerson

damn it it isn't allowed to 8e 2010 again. I was 8roke and Dusty was not 8orn yet

I asked for a save point in 2014. 2014 was decentish.

anyway good night

Good night Oz. Pleasant nightmares.

...I think Morgan is way too prone to quick and severe infatuation though

oh, and the Fairy Queene asked me who I loved

I said "I love Prenzie" and she just broadcasted that throughout the entire forest

I hate this woman

also, lol, I tried to use magic (Which I have never done before) to free myself from my binds; but the only magic I knew was the magic that the fairies used to capture me

didn't work out well

edited 28th Apr '17 7:51:25 PM by PastryPerson

Friggin went and saw a bunch of cool funny shit but didn't miraculously obtain a boyfriend so naturally tonight was a total waste

let the self-pity party begin with TYPING LAG

edited 28th Apr '17 10:58:40 PM by Knowlessman