Blow the truck off the road with a Soviet RPG-7 with thermobaric warhead.
Then make off with whatever ice cream survives.
You go see a movie at the theater and realize it's $6 for a small popcorn, $5 for a medium soda and the movie sucks to boot!
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Pull out a sawed of 12 gauge and blow open the registers to get my money back taking popcorn and soda on the way out.
Your car develops a flat tire and you don' have the tools to change it.
Who watches the watchmen?
Mate Griffon To Mare
Steal a car.
Not enough Ho Yay in the world.
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
I see the Awesomeness.
Not here, look elsewhere
Make a machine that takes heat from all other universes. Then build sixteen more.
Satan rises.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Giant metal cross RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEART.
Math homework's due in thirty seconds, wat do?
Use Dexter's Nice Hat that controls time and when you are done BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN.
You arrive at work one morning only to find some moron stole your parking spot.
edited 4th Apr '10 10:02:49 PM by MajorTom
Mate Griffon To Mare
Above poster's solution wasn't violent enough! What do I do?
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Murder them, follow them to hell, then kill them again so they go to DOUBLE HELL.
Dog needs walking.
edited 4th Apr '10 10:13:54 PM by Shlapintogan
I see the Awesomeness.
Blow up the wall. Then attach the leach to an RPG. Then blow up the street.
Hippies on the lawn.
edited 4th Apr '10 10:15:00 PM by Deboss
Fight smart, not fair.
Grab an M60 7.62mm General Purpose Machine Gun and unload on them for spitting on Vietnam vets.
Your boat runs out of gas while on the water. Fix it with duct tape violence.
Not here, look elsewhere
Get an RPG and propel yourself to dry land.
There's no more milk.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
I see the Awesomeness.
Go shoot some cows and harvest their milk sacks.
People are trying to use logic to win an argument.
Fight smart, not fair.
gtfo Steve
Edward Cullen. This is a problem that needs no explanation.
be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
Mate Griffon To Mare
Buffy. This is a solution that needs no explanation.
People are too violent! What do I do?
edited 4th Apr '10 11:05:06 PM by LeighSabio
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
^^ Mince him into tiny, tiny, pieces with a CO 2 laser. Then sell them as jewelry to the fangirls! Everybody wins!
^ Do unto others before they do unto you!
There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear.
edited 4th Apr '10 11:05:43 PM by Tangent128
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Not here, look elsewhere
Blow everything out, then sort out the rest. We're archeologists.
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Where's mai catnip!?
You're an archeologist trying to find the secrets of an ancient culture with advanced technology and lots of gold.
Giant Robo Kaiju Lolcat Kitties With Lazor Beams Attached To Their Frickin' Heads Smiting Infidel Cities. Your day is now Awesome.
Needs moar friendship.
One word. Explosives. Blow holes in the ruins to expose all those hidden rooms and the like.
"Stop Having Fun" Guys are mocking your taste in strategies and games.
edited 4th Apr '10 11:14:04 PM by clockworkspider
Where's mai catnip!?
Play The Most Dangerous Game.
A Twilight fangirl is stalking and glomping you.
Giant Robo Kaiju Lolcat Kitties With Lazor Beams Attached To Their Frickin' Heads Smiting Infidel Cities. Your day is now Awesome.
Mate Griffon To Mare
Drive a stake through her.
edited 4th Apr '10 11:20:24 PM by LeighSabio
"All pain is a punishment, and every punishment is inflicted for love as much as for justice." — Joseph De Maistre.
Not here, look elsewhere
Shoot them with bullets that make them feel all the pain they have caused into rowdy, chubby, over-sexed men.
Three hundred superhuman navigator-sorcerers are trying to reform the world through peaceful, subtle, and honest means.
edited 4th Apr '10 11:21:12 PM by krrackknut
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
They will not do anything while I run them over with my monster truck.
You have a library book overdue.
Planescape Hijack
Find a rich person and convince them to donate to the library. Via you. Using a flatiron as a fundraising aid.
You inhaled poison gas.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
You're a kid, playing outside. An ice cream truck comes by, but you don't have any money for ice cream.
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