Bookreader: ...What? Where the hell am I? I was just in my room and... Huh?
Vivian:-Stares blearily at the soldier-
...
-Checks if her glasses are on, then checks if the time is right, then inspects the SPESS MEREHN addressing her, poking him/her/it a few times, then pauses for a while-
...
Okay, that's classified information until you give me name, rank, and company, soldier.
edited 6th Sep '11 5:15:55 PM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Vali: "If only you can see my WTF look."
???: Space marine?
"Love, love will tear us apart, again."Wren: ...Uh, hi. ...Yeah. It's pretty disorientating to suddenly appear from one place to another...
George: I don't blame you. A lot of people seem to be 'Shoot First, Ask Later'. I'd help if things got bad...but I'm pretty much dead-weight at the moment...
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.???: ...
-he turns to another person-
Can she do that?
Ma'am! I am Lieutenant Everyman of the Generic Space Marines, ma'am! Our ship was sucked into a wormhole en route to right the dark forces of the Big Scary Aliens! We need to know where we are so we can calibrate our doohickeys and realign our whatchamacalits and go on home! The fate of the galaxy depends on us in particular, for some reason.
edited 6th Sep '11 5:17:08 PM by SapphireFlame
Are you not entertained?Hal: @Falken: Ah, I understand. Hopefully, they will have another contest, right?
(Hal nods.)
edited 6th Sep '11 5:18:36 PM by josh6243
Vali: *Her mecha facepalms* "This gonna disgrace the empire's elite corps."
edited 6th Sep '11 5:19:29 PM by MrKirb
??? points at space marines.
???: Just so you know, I'm not with them.
"Love, love will tear us apart, again."Vriska: Yeah. 8luh.
Jacky: *sniff* Is something happening?
Stupid doomed timeline...Bookreader: ...Okay, then. This is odd... Am I in the Beyond again...?
edited 6th Sep '11 5:19:20 PM by Etheru
Vivian:-Pauses for a long time, trying to even process this-
...Righto. If you're using the Imperium's map, you're in sector 6,2341 of the Karesote galaxy. If you're looking for the planets's name from an in-galaxy perspective, you're on the planet of Poketarus, in the Satoshi galaxy.
...Of course, if you're using my viewpoint, you'll just call it Hoenn, and never give it a second thought.
...Does that help?
edited 6th Sep '11 5:21:30 PM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)George: ...Yeah. Pretty stupid. -turns to Jacky- A whole bunch of soldiers are running around outside. Probably be best we stay here until they go away.
Wren: -shrugs- You're in Hoenn, sir. Lilycove City.
Falken: Uh, maybe? Not likey? I dunno...
edited 6th Sep '11 5:21:38 PM by TheRealWren
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.Jacky: Are they hostile, or just lost or something?
Stupid doomed timeline...Bookreader: Okay then... That's new.
Everyman: Indeed it does! Thank you, madam! I'll let Colonel Bitter War Veteran field any questions you have. And no, we only shoot evil scary-looking aliens.
-he waves to another powered armor person-
???: Man, you blind or somethin'? I'm Private Sassy Black Guy, foo'! Bitter's over that way! -he points-
????: I'm sorry? I'm Quirky Engineer. War Vet's still in the ship. -he calls for him-
-Another guy in powered armor exits the ship-
Fourth Powered Armor Guy: What the hell are you maggots interrupting my war flashback for?!?
...The blue blazes is going on out there?
edited 6th Sep '11 5:25:03 PM by SapphireFlame
Are you not entertained?George: Wouldn't be able to tell you, Jacky. I suppose I can go and find out. -smiles-
Wren: Yeah. Well, you'll be safe here.
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.Vivian: ...
-Turns to Mr. Angry Alzhemier's Crazy Colonel Spess Merhen...from SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*BLAM*-
...That's what I would like to know myself, sir.
edited 6th Sep '11 5:27:29 PM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Wrath: (thinking): ...These people are soldiers?
Bookreader: Well, being safe will be... Nice.
Vali: *To the stereotypes* "Just for the record, I'm a Squeshion in a mecha called a travel machine."
???:@Space Marines Those are some descriptive names you've got going there.
"Love, love will tear us apart, again."Colonel Veteran: War. War's happening, bub. The black death that consumes all that touches. Ain't no man that's seen the heat of battle survived unscarred, and I'm no exception. Lemme tell you about that day, the day that changed my life forever...
Sassy Black Private: Damn, man, that ain't what that bitch was askin' about! Quit rambling, foo!
Colonel Veteran: Oh, right now, ship crashed and we need shelter. Yeah.
edited 6th Sep '11 5:30:18 PM by SapphireFlame
Are you not entertained?Wren: -smiles- Well, we're friendly people and we rarely run into danger, so this is probably one of the safest places you could be at.
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.
Vriska: Pro8a8ly something stupid, 8ut I'm going to ignore it. Don't want some idiot shooting at me or something.
Stupid doomed timeline...