The Beta Male
It costs $50 a bottle.
Ruin TV forever.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Yakka Foob Mog
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Eight words: The Time Cube guy was right all along!
Ruin Sports Center FOREVER.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
The Beta Male
They only cover curling.
Ruin sandwiches forever.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
They're always made with Vegemite (with apologies to Australia).
Ruin Watchmen forever.
Forum lurking fox
Yakka Foob Mog
Ancient ruins are discovered with heiroglyphics proving that the Watchmen were REAL!
Ruin Ninja posts forever.
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)
Every Ninja post contains nothing but spam, irrelevant gibberish and/or outdated 4chan memes.
OK. Ruin The Westboro Baptish Church forever.
edited 15th Aug '10 7:23:29 PM by Headfullofimaginary
They gain sense and sensibility and are no longer fun to get angry about.
Again, ruin Watchmen forever.
Ghosts' Poet
Dr. Manhattan is castrated, and Roscharch becomes a bland expy of Captain Marvel.
Ruin Touhou
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
The chicks are replaced with ugly guys, and a flurry of bullets are replaced with flowers
Ruin The Nostalgia Critic Forever
edited 15th Aug '10 8:52:31 PM by WartysNeryon
He finally reviews Johnny Mnemonic but doesn't do as good a job as I would've done.
Ruin Star Trek forever.
Problem?
They don't explore new worlds, just wander around in space... Forever...
Ruin Saints Row Forever.
Last Defense Line.
Change the character roster in any fashion whatsoever.
Ruin money forever.
we are not the same you will hear my voice
Neko-samo
People spend a fortune on unneccesary stuff.
Ruin Twilight forever (HA) 
YOU THINK I'M CUTE!?
It becomes a serious show about the analysis of the sci-fi classics of all times plus discussion on their basis on real science. Also, sometimes they decapitate cute looking girls and boys for fun.
Ruin Tekken FOREVAH!
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
All attacks are done with just one button, and everybody but the Mishimas/Kazamas are playable. The last boss is Dr. Boskonovitch, as he appeared in Tekken 3.
Ruin DM Of The Rings FOREVER.
edited 16th Aug '10 3:18:14 AM by WillyFourEyes
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
The characters care a lot about their roles and the DM gives a large amount of freedom to them. Also, they do know of the Lord of the Rings.
Ruin World Of Warcraft FOREVAH!
Black Inches
Das kann doch nicht sein!
The next game is like Invisible War, but even more linear, without dialog and no conspirancy at all.
Ruin Higurashi forever!
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Bibliophile.
It no longer exists. That ruins it forever, whatever it was.
Ruin happiness forever.
edited 16th Aug '10 6:23:53 AM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
^^I cut out all the blood and bring it make sure no one dies. And now it's titled When they Laugh.
Iiiiiiiick!
Ruin Ikkitousen forever!
edited 16th Aug '10 6:25:56 AM by BlackDove
All dogs are now injected with plastic to increase their shelf lives. That takes care of both of you at once!
Ruin beer forever.
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