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If Oscar Wilde had lived in our time, he would be a /b/tard.

Actually, scratch that. He does, and goes by Jethro Q Walrustitty.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Nov 11th 2022 at 8:59:26 AM

Blackmoon Your Worth is 50 Yen! from the Blind Eternities Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Halfway to Pon Farr
Your Worth is 50 Yen!
#13101: May 22nd 2010 at 10:57:03 PM

Or communication in general, really.

Language is a bitch like that.

月を見るたび思い出せ
Zephid Since: Jan, 2001
#13102: May 22nd 2010 at 10:58:20 PM

Don't go Tzetze on us.

Language is a tool. People misuse it. People all too readily blame the tool for their own failure.

I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.
harmattane X_X from Location, location Since: Jan, 2010
X_X
#13103: May 22nd 2010 at 10:59:32 PM

Idea of the night: the French Revolution IN SPACE!.

Ce ne pas un post.
Iverum from outside the key Since: Jun, 2009
#13104: May 22nd 2010 at 11:03:13 PM

Guillotines don't work in microgravity. Instead they should have lightsaber guillotines that work using Lorentz force.

dysfunctional human artistry
harmattane X_X from Location, location Since: Jan, 2010
X_X
#13105: May 22nd 2010 at 11:07:12 PM

The implements need not carry over. Just the general idea.

Ce ne pas un post.
Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
CapedLuigisYoshi Some Gal from right here, duh Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Some Gal
#13107: May 23rd 2010 at 1:57:06 AM

  • you, whoever made the software that keeps forcing these updates onto my computer. Maybe I didn't want to upgrade, ever think of that? >:O

IE 8 SCROLLS TOO FAST

a.k.a. Cly, that one girl who doesn't post here much anymore Something something YI = SMW 2 = SMB 5.
Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
#13108: May 23rd 2010 at 2:05:40 AM

Dumb things don't seem dumb when I first think about them.

I somehow managed to light a taco on fire.

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#13109: May 23rd 2010 at 2:06:13 AM

Wh?

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Scholastica Since: Jan, 2010
#13110: May 23rd 2010 at 2:09:15 AM

Let me reiterate my first statement.

Morven Nemesis from Seattle, WA, USA Since: Jan, 2001
Nemesis
#13111: May 23rd 2010 at 3:44:59 AM

@Harmattane: the Haven side of the Honor Harrington 'verse by David Weber is the French Revolution In Space. Complete with the names of a bunch of the characters.

On a more fantastic end of science fiction, the Starbridge Chronicles by Paul Park (Soldiers Of Paradise, Sugar Rain, and The Cult Of Loving Kindness) are the French Revolution as well.

edited 23rd May '10 3:46:56 AM by Morven

A brighter future for a darker age.
harmattane X_X from Location, location Since: Jan, 2010
X_X
#13112: May 23rd 2010 at 5:45:25 AM

Yeah, seems like something that would have been done before.

And I wrote part one of that other short spinoff I was talking about that is narrated by Death and has all the explosions and familiar cast members. Here: [1] And from the main serial thread, which means more information: [2]

Ce ne pas un post.
harmattane X_X from Location, location Since: Jan, 2010
X_X
#13113: May 23rd 2010 at 6:56:59 AM

And, added a little more to what I just wrote: [1] This is going to be even hammier than I thought.

Ce ne pas un post.
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#13114: May 23rd 2010 at 7:44:47 AM

I hate being me.

Kill all math nerds
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#13115: May 23rd 2010 at 8:14:27 AM

Referring to Kinkajou's flamebait: leftist, rightist, makes no difference. Both sides make me want to shoot them.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
DonZabu Since: May, 2009
#13116: May 23rd 2010 at 10:46:32 AM

Is it normal for one's arteries to feel strained after a round of pizza?

"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
Cliche Since: Dec, 1969
#13117: May 23rd 2010 at 10:59:57 AM

A lot of writers seem to think that complex, elaborate backstories are necessary to make us feel for a character, but sometimes, it's as simple as this:

Doga gets magic. Unei gets dreams. Xande gets mortality. I'd be pissed at the last one too.

SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
Laugh it off, everybody
#13118: May 23rd 2010 at 11:00:55 AM

I'd be pissed at either of the latter two if someone had the first one.

I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#13119: May 23rd 2010 at 11:02:03 AM

One slice of pizza is generally 200-300 calories, so if you ate a whole bunch you could have easily consumed well over 1,000 calories.

So, yes.

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
LuckyRevenant ALMSIVI from The Flood Since: Jan, 2001
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
LuckyRevenant ALMSIVI from The Flood Since: Jan, 2001
ALMSIVI
#13122: May 23rd 2010 at 12:08:10 PM

Man, dinosaurs really have come a long way. Or, really, information concerning dinosaurs. A long way. It's unfortunate that there are millions of species that probably didn't fossilise because, well, it's harder for smaller bones to be preserved. Fuckin' megafauna.

Oh, but I love me some megafauna. Especially mammalian megafauna, but, well, they're not dinosaurs. Why can't I ever remember the time period that all of those megafauna? Glyptodont! Miocene? Sure.

"I can't imagine what Hell will have in store, but I know when I'm there, I won't wander anymore."
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#13123: May 23rd 2010 at 3:17:13 PM

Metaphors are such dangerous things. Our thinking gets so easily confused by them and led along false routes. And yet, without them, so much of thought would be near-impossible.

edited 23rd May '10 3:17:32 PM by Myrmidon

Kill all math nerds
OuttaTheBLAM resident moonatic from your other left Since: Aug, 2009
resident moonatic
#13124: May 23rd 2010 at 3:55:13 PM

I was obsessed with dinosaurs as a kid.

I don't know much now though. I use to be able to name a bunch but now I refer to the Spinosaurus as "the one with a big ridged potato chip thing on its back."

You're looking for this person.
Charlatan Since: Mar, 2011
#13125: May 23rd 2010 at 4:00:01 PM

[I JUST KNIFED A LASER TANK TO DEATH.


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