How about Lolicon 101?
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my petsNO
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!...And that's how the Russians almost won the second Egyptian invasion. See ya tomorrow!
-heads to lounge-
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.Now I shall be having the teach of Engrish!
Students are the being learn!
Reading of the textbook of the paged 323 is the work to be home.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!So, class, in Goldfinger, when our villain has 007 strapped to a table and completely at his mercy, what does he do? TYLER!
[Points to "Tyler," forcing him to answer the question.]
Oh, uh, ummmmm... shoot him?
NO, Tyler! How is Bond ever going to escape and defeat the villain if Goldfinger just shoots him?
edited 10th Nov '10 8:02:54 PM by SeanMurrayI
That is being the class end! Dismissing!
-Heads to teacher's lounge to make nachos-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Billy, come here. We need to talk about your "essay". Really, it's a stretch to call what you made an essay. It's more like a complete and utter rape of the english language and Robert Anton Wilsons beloved vision of anarchy. Go to the principals office.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my petsNow, you see, class, the proper way to come up with a full name for a villain goes as follows:
For a first name, all you need is the name of a deadly chemical or disease, preferably one with only two syllables.
Getting a last name is a bit trickier but just as easy. All you need is a compound of two nouns that sound totally evil or dark. The first noun should preferably be one syllable while the second one should have two.
Feel free to experiment, but with the above formula, you'll never be let down. Hemlock Spikedemon, Anthrax Ghoulshadow, Cancer Crowstabber, Sarin Bearnazi... You get the idea.
Now, to come up with aliases for them, that takes a little more skill...
edited 10th Nov '10 8:15:12 PM by SeanMurrayI
-Makes too many nachos, and offers some to Mr. Joe-
So, how's the Alternate History class doing?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!-comes into the lounge-
Sometimes I don't know why I bother.
Coming up with names for patriotic All-American heroes is even more fun. All you gotta do is turn any two or three words in the American National Anthem into a person's name, and you're done.
For the ladies, there's Dawn Earlylight, but women are usually deemed "too silly" for this kind of character archetype so I'd suggest more masculine names, such as Theo Bombursting, Andy Brightstars, and my personal favorite... Rocket Redglare.
For your homework assignment tonight, I want you to come up with five of these.
edited 10th Nov '10 8:49:08 PM by SeanMurrayI
-Offers Mr. Distortion nachos-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!Hello students, I'm Mr. Marty Stu. I graduated from Harvard when I was 3 and got 11 Ph.Ds when I was 4, became a billionaire when I was 7, cured cancer and AIDS before you learned how to factor polynomials, created a time machine to destroy Hitler into pieces [No Billy, you don't know him because he doesn't exist anymore], I am a top agent provocateur, am incredibly handsome with a hot body and a mysterious and dark past, and I also made out with all of your mothers last night. Yes, that includes you too Billy.
And you are going to learn about [DATA EXPUNGED].
No, I absolutely never forget my password. And I never have a suspiciously specific denial.It's fine, I brought my own lunch
-pulls out Billy's severed hand-
I'm good too. So how about this Billy kid? I've got him for home-room. What a yutz.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.Yup. He probably doesn't know his head from his asshole.
Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped have all become my petsGood crop this year, only two klanners and one Nazi sympathizer.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.Don't forget the goffs, they seem to gravitate to me. Especially this uber hawt goff named Ebony whose mere presence makes me a pedo (though it's actually ephebophilia).
Brb, getting your wife (or husband because they all want me) and a Country Music Award.
(that My Immortal bit felt forced).
edited 10th Nov '10 10:23:49 PM by HairWhippedByHair
No, I absolutely never forget my password. And I never have a suspiciously specific denial.(Programming class...)
"Hey, I'm trying to write a program that multiplies things by 2, but I keep getting an error."
Lemme see...
int multiply(int x) {
double x;
return x;
}
edited 10th Nov '10 10:50:46 PM by TsundeRay
http://twitter.com/raydere | http://raydere.tumblr.comNo no no, you're doing it all wrong. That is not how you insert that in there. Tilt it a little to the right... There you go, that's it! Now for your next lesson, grab your textbooks and turn to page 211, and read the section about selfcest and twincest.
Hello, Fetishes class! I'm miss Velvet's TA, Ms. Sempiternum! We'll be reenacting the images you find in your textbooks! Remember to watch closely; We're only doing this once!
"我爱你~" -Chinese INUH to Metalhead467For those who don't understand Ray's last post, the statement "double x;" in C# doesn't actually multiply x by 2. Instead, it declares x as what is called a double-precision floating point number, i.e. a very accurate decimal number.
Class, can anyone tell me what this does:
namespace GuessingGame
{
public partial class Form1 : Form
{
public Form1()
{
InitializeComponent();
}
// Declare some variables
int randomNumber = 0;
int tries = 0;
string defaultInputMessage = "Guess number here";
// When you click 'Start Game'
private void start_btn_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
// Set the number for this round
Random rand = new Random();
randomNumber = rand.Next(101);
tries = 9;
// Place appropriate messages
result_lbl.Text = "Take a guess!";
stat_lbl.Text = "Guess a number in the input field.";
this.Text = "Guessing Game (" + tries.ToString() + ")";
// Set up controls so you can actually play
textBox1.Enabled = true;
textBox1.Text = defaultInputMessage;
guess_btn.Enabled = true;
}
// Show help message
private void halp()
{
//explain how to play
MessageBox.Show("Guessing Game by Gareth Nettle-Smythe"
+ "To play:"
+ " - Click 'New Game.' A number between 0 and 100 will be generated at random."
+ " - Guess the number by entering it in the text box."
+ " - Click 'Guess.' If you entered the right number, you win."
+ " Otherwise, it will say 'Too high...' or 'Too low...'"
+ " - Watch out: you only have 9 attempts to get the answer right, or you lose.", "HALP");
}
#region Various halp() invocations
// If you select 'Help...' in the right-click menu
private void toolStripMenuItem1_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
halp();
}
// If you click the help button in the title bar (well, it's SUPPOSED to be there)
private void Form1_HelpButtonClicked(object sender, CancelEventArgs e)
{
halp();
}
// General help invocations, e.g. pressing F1
private void Form1_HelpRequested(object sender, HelpEventArgs hlpevent)
{
halp();
}
#endregion
// Making sure the 'Quit' button exists for a reason
private void quit_btn_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
Close();
}
#region Small extra for input field
private void textBox1_Enter(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
if (textBox1.Text == defaultInputMessage)
{
textBox1.Text = "";
}
}
private void textBox1_Leave(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
if (textBox1.Text == "")
{
textBox1.Text = defaultInputMessage;
}
}
#endregion
// When you click 'Guess'
private void guess_btn_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
amIRite(textBox1.Text);
textBox1.Text = defaultInputMessage;
}
// Feed this function your guess and if you got it right, you win
private void amIRite(string g)
{
if (textBox1.Text != defaultInputMessage && textBox1.Text != "")
{
// Declare integer
int guess;
// Good ol' try-'n'-catch
try
{
guess = int.Parse(g);
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
result_lbl.Text = "Uh, what?";
stat_lbl.Text = "Not a valid number: "" + textBox1.Text + """;
guess = 0;
}
// If you're out of guesses...
if (tries == 1 && guess != randomNumber)
{
MessageBox.Show("Your previous guess was incorrect."
+ "Unfortunately, you have no more tries left.", "You Lose");
tries = 0;
// You've lost now, so...
textBox1.Enabled = false;
guess_btn.Enabled = false;
result_lbl.Text = "You lose!";
stat_lbl.Text = "You ran out of tries before you guessed the number right.";
this.Text = "Guessing Game";
}
if (guess == randomNumber) // You are winner! Hahaha.
{
tries—;
result_lbl.Text = "You win!";
stat_lbl.Text = "Yes, the number was " + guess.To String() + ".";
this.Text = "Guessing Game";
// The game's finished now, so...
textBox1.Enabled = false;
guess_btn.Enabled = false;
}
else if (guess > randomNumber && guess < 100) // YOU'RE TOO FRICKEN' HIGH UP!!
{
tries—;
result_lbl.Text = "Too high...";
stat_lbl.Text = "The number is lower than " + guess.To String() + ".";
this.Text = "Guessing Game (" + tries.To String() + ")";
}
else if (guess < randomNumber && guess > 0) // Now you're not high up enough.
{
tries—;
result_lbl.Text = "Too low...";
stat_lbl.Text = "The number is higher than " + guess.To String() + ".";
this.Text = "Guessing Game (" + tries.To String() + ")";
}
else if (guess <= 0 || guess >= 100)
{
result_lbl.Text = "Uh, what?";
stat_lbl.Text = "Outside the valid guess spectrum: " + guess + "";
}
}
}
// Triggered when you press a key and invokes amIRite if the key is Enter
private void textBox1_KeyPress(object sender, KeyPressEventArgs e)
{
if (e.KeyChar == (char)13)
{
amIRite(textBox1.Text);
textBox1.Text = "";
};
}
}
}
Speaking of Ray, I'm kinda glad to have found another C# student on this site.
edited 10th Nov '10 11:32:30 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
"Kindergardeners? But, sir, we're all freshm-" "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR GRADE IS!"
(Video game genre appreciation class...)
Let's talk about first-person shooters.
"Halo is the best game evar!!!1"
"No man, it's all about Call Of Duty you retard."
(argument goes on for another 20 seconds)
...
QUAD DAMAGE. (fires rocket lawnchair)
edited 11th Nov '10 3:15:37 AM by TsundeRay
http://twitter.com/raydere | http://raydere.tumblr.com
Can I have a new class? Preferably one that won't eat me?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!