Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, that does not concern Alice, Bob, Carol, Doug, and Edna but is a separate matter for Frank, Geraldine, Harry, Irene, and Jacob.

Unfortunately she tripped and fell into the moat.

Fortunately, the moat was full of water.

edited 13th Sep '10 10:03:11 AM by ACrackInTime

Unfortunately she cannot swim, drowns and Bob, Alice, et al's lawyer drops their case for this one as the liability suite could make his career.

Fortunately, the judge has common sense and knows that Frank, Geraldine, Harry, Irene, and Jacob should be sued instead.

Unfortunately, Frank, Geraldine, Harry, Irene, and Jacob blackmailed the judge into sueing Alice, Bob, Carol and Doug instead.

Fortunately the bailiff heard everything.

Unfortunately, Edna accidentally insulted the bailiff when calling attention to this.

Fortunately she has a strong sense of duty, despite any characterisation as an eavesdropper and/or gossiper that may have been implied.

Unfortunately, the Insane Bum was able to pull political strings after beating Obama in the 2012 election and becoming President.

edited 13th Sep '10 2:22:15 PM by SeanMurrayI

Fortunately, that is the president of the moon rather than any terrestrial nation.

Unfortunately, the Moon was announced a continent after they built a bridge between Earth and it.

Fortunately La Résistance, formed by Karen, Louis, Martha, Nick, and Ophelia overthrew the Insane Bum and ended his tyrannical reign of terror.

edited 13th Sep '10 2:36:36 PM by SeanMurrayI

Unfortunately, the Butt-Monkey rose to power.

Fortunately the moon was now leaderless, thus multiple factions are vying for rulership in addition to the apprentice.

edited 13th Sep '10 2:45:31 PM by Bisected8

Fortunately, Alice, Bob, Carol, Doug, and Edna use this as a diversion to escape from court custody, hijack a spaceship, and take their chances on the Moon where things can get really exciting!

Unfortunately, it turns out the Butt-Monkey was actually The Chessmaster and manipulates all the factions on to his side.

Fortunately Peter was The Man Behind the Man with his Co-Dragons Quentin and Robert, usurping the rule of the Butt-Monkey.

Unfortunately, Peter was still a villain.

Fortunately Alice knew where they could find a potion of Heel–Face Turn.

Unfortunately, Bob broke it.

Fortunately, Carol was able to make more.

edited 13th Sep '10 4:38:49 PM by Bisected8

Unfortunately, she made too many.

Fortunately, having too much is far better than having too little.

Unfortunately, Peter took too many, and due to one of the side effects, he'll keep on humping 'till the end. And it's embarrassing.

edited 13th Sep '10 7:50:39 PM by Cliche