Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Fortunately, Alice just happens to be a robot, and robots can be reprogrammed!

Unortunately, Bob doesn't know how to reprogram it.

Fortunately, he finds that beating it with a hammer works just as well!

edited 11th Sep '10 5:24:53 PM by MidnightVelvet

Unfortuantly, the real Alice was just using that as a Secret Test of Character; Bob failed it.

Fortunately, he finds that beating the real Alice with a hammer works just as well!

Unfortunately it turns out that it's only funny in the reverse situation. Bob's arrested.

edited 11th Sep '10 5:42:45 PM by Bisected8

Fortunately, the prison cell has a very cozy bed.

edited 11th Sep '10 5:43:07 PM by Cliche

Fortunately Unfortunately, it was all part of Alice's master plan to have Bob go to jail, leaving his mansion and vast fortune unguarded!

edited 11th Sep '10 5:45:23 PM by MidnightVelvet

Fortunatly, Bob is able to make amends to Alice by trading several cartons of cigarettes for...her favorite brand of cheese.

edited 11th Sep '10 5:44:34 PM by Bisected8

Unfortunately, the cheese breaks Alice out.

edited 11th Sep '10 5:45:00 PM by MidnightVelvet

Fotunatly, now that they have the cheese the shopping is done and they can move on to the next chore.

Unfortunately, they couldn't remember what the next chore was.

Fortunatly they had a list they could consult.

Unfortunately, the list is just a series of clues that, once they reach the end, will give them their next chore.

edited 11th Sep '10 5:52:50 PM by MidnightVelvet

Fortunatly Bob already picked up the first clue from his cellmate.

Unfortunately, the clue involves defeating a dragon.

Fortunately, via a Prophecy Twist, they need only defeat an arch-nemesis' minion.

edited 11th Sep '10 5:56:00 PM by Bisected8

Unfortunately, neither of them can fight, and even the fact that it's two against one isn't really doing any good.

Fortunately, they hire someone who can.

Unfortunatly The Dragon knows how to cast Summon Bigger Fish.

edited 11th Sep '10 5:57:05 PM by Bisected8

Fortunately, there's an even bigger fish that kills the bigger fish that The Dragon summoned.

edited 11th Sep '10 6:06:25 PM by RTHSFF

Unfortunately, the bigger fish turned on Alice and Bob.

edited 11th Sep '10 6:05:20 PM by dragonKhorse

Fortunately, it died suddently.

Unfortunately, it dies of toxins spread through the air surrounding Bob and Alice.

Fortunately, the toxins only affect fish.

edited 11th Sep '10 6:15:43 PM by gentlemanorcus