Too late, chaps. We're already here.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.Indeed we are. So now what? Shall we have some tea?
Let's Play Final Fantasy IV!What ho, tea and taxes for all.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerSAND PAUL REVIERISEPH! We told you to deliver that message during the Revolution, you're over two decades late! Washington wasn't even planned when you left! Where have you been?
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.We are the Dutch. Give us back New Amsterdam and surrender your ships. We will add your colonies to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Ironic, huh?WHAT YEAR IS THIS? I thought it was 12 past the last, but all these Europeans seem to think it's either '75 or about a century before that.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.-Aiming revolver with telescope held on top using string from nearby country that does not exist yet-
Where's those frenchmen?
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.This is 1812. We want our colonies back, do you hear me? However, we were not informed that the colonies had broken away. Surrender, America, or suffer our not-exactly-Scandinavian wrath!
Ironic, huh?None of you should be in America! It belongs to Spain and Portugal!
Only the Herectic spells corrrectly!Wha- WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!? AFTER MY FUTURE SUPPORTER'S TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS, YOU SHOULD HAVE LOST TO THE MOORS!
Ironic, huh?NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again
Only the Herectic spells corrrectly!NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!
Only the Herectic spells corrrectly!Enough! The time traveller assured me that Rodrigo Diez de Vivar was killed during his childhood and never became El Cid Campeador! What in the world happened here!?
Ironic, huh?Revolvers don't exist yet either.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.Revolvers? We don't need those! Our time-travelling allies have supplied us with ASSAULT RIFLES!!!
Ironic, huh?BETTER! NUKES!
We must survive, all of us. The blood of a human for me, a cooked bird for you. Where is the difference?Remember: friends don't let friends time travel drunk.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.Hey, what the—ew, ew, ew, EW! Dammit, Bobby G, this is a public space! You NASTY!
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-Attempts to shoot telescope-revolver at nuke from Australia-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.YOU! Give me those nukes!
Ironic, huh?You're all insane!
Forget this, I'm going to invade Canada.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.Mind if I join you? The Untied Dutch-Mongol Empire needs more territory.
Ironic, huh?Invade Canada? We haven't even properly accommodated our new Dutch Overlords yet and you're off rushing to conquer them new territ'ry!
"Silent Hill always gives the best presents." -agentjr "Death feels like acoustic guitar." -helloween
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do!? They've burned down Washington who should I turn to now?
Yes, I'm pretending that America had the internet back then.
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