Odd confessions.

I'm so fantastic with the English language that I stopped caring too much about being garmatically correct My professors probably think I'm so pretentious because of the verbosity of my writing and because of how many complex words I use.

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.

*snrk*

"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer

I love that kind of joke.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

You know, I have the weirdest feeling that I've had some repair work done on me this last week.

I mean, I was due to go down south on a course and everything then suddenly, while I was packing the night before I was due to leave, I just keel over and that's me out of the game for three days. Stuck in bed with a terrible fever having weird dreams and visions and all kinds of shit for three whole days then I wake up and I feel a lot more like my old self again. I mean, physically I'm still pretty sick, but mentally I feel pretty good, by my standards.

That's weird.

It's like somebody said 'Well, he can't go on that course in that condition. Shut him down and let's see what we can do.'

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'

I like the Once Upon a Time version of Anna. She looks very...kissable. ^_^;;

I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.

@Baffle: Hey, I said I stopped caring.

don't wanna know

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

Sorry...

I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.

Candle Jack is a really old joke. No, I'm doing that.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

Something odd: I cry over Adam Levine every day. Today was 4 times alone...

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Didn't Maroon 5 break up?

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'

No.

They had a new album this year.

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My 2nd favorite You Tube comment of all time starts with "Its pronounced Vaneel. Its French for vanilla you uneducated, ignorant c***."

my favorite You Tube comment is "fuck you u little bitch."

#48385 I cry over the fact that the man whose voice sounds like an asthmatic goose on helium has had such a long career, when people with much more palatable singing voices haven't.

... ;~;

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@Deme: Don't stop

Tell me more about the kissability of once upon a time Anna.

Well at least somebody likes it. :)

There isn't much to tell, really. The lipstick she wears has a sweet shimmer and is just the right shade of red. It looks very nice.

I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.

It only seems that way because they've just become a glorified backing band for Adam Levine's pop act. And the music they play barely qualifies as even pop-rock anymore.

Insert witty 'n clever quip here.

Parental Sexuality Squick.

So the idea of your parents having sex is supposed to be disgusting.

I don't get it.

I mean, my parents had sex?

No fucking shit, Sherlock, I had to come from somewhere.

(Note: This is probably because I was born under heterosexual parents, with neither of them being diagnosed as being impotent or having any other nasty diseases that would result in a very awkward and unpleasant sexual intercourse)

edited 23rd Oct '14 9:41:20 AM by dRoy

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

As much as I hated my parents, that much never squicked me. Although that may be because I kind of learned that's how it happens, so it just occurred to me I was no different.

"Did you expect somebody else?"

Now, if I learn that my parents never had sex?

That would freak me out.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

That'd be awesome, because you'd be a good candidate for anti-christ.

Either that, or I'm just adopted.

Now, if my biolgical parents never had sex (which would be an oxymoron, because if they didn't, there would be no biological parents for me, but let's ignore that), then yes, I'm probably "The Anti-Christ" (of course, there is no such thing in the Bible).

Given that I'm a Christian, not sure if I want to be one.

edited 23rd Oct '14 9:51:31 AM by dRoy

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

Unless they used IVF, which doesn't require sex.

"Did you expect somebody else?"

Which is not an option, considering the cost of the procedure in my country.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.