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SirPsychoSexy The Sensui Fan from Texas Panhandle Since: Jan, 2010
The Sensui Fan
#301: Jul 31st 2010 at 9:55:02 AM

^Mayvbe he could get an Easy Sex Change and try out for Miss America.

The judges would love him/her!

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Ping693 from Pennsylvania Since: Jul, 2010
#302: Jul 31st 2010 at 10:07:14 AM

Besides the viewpoints of people like Glenn Beck and fundamentalists, one example really sticks out for me: apparently, the Boy Scouts are "evil" because they have rituals that aren't Christian.

One of the reasons why I practice agnosticsm now.

The world won't change with pretty words alone - Code Geass
Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#303: Jul 31st 2010 at 10:20:03 AM

…Do those people also think sporting events are Evil? The first verse of The Star Spangled Banner doesn’t mention God at all! And it’s sung at EVERY sporting event in America! What’s even worse is God is mentioned in the 4th verse! Meaning sporting event organizers could CHOSE to include God if they just let the singer continue for 4 times longer than they do!

HEATHENS AND HERETICS THE LOT OF THEM!

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
Stormtroper from Little Venice Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
#304: Jul 31st 2010 at 10:27:40 AM

Many from FSTDT but one that comes to mind right now (paraphrased):

Cows are female, right? That means they can't breed with other cows, so there's no way for them to reproduce and should be extinct according to evolution, but they aren't, so evolution must be false.

And that's how I ended up in the wardrobe. It Just Bugs Me!
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#305: Jul 31st 2010 at 10:51:51 AM

The stronger the woman the stronger the man needed to tame her. So I imagine men view them as a fantastical challenge of sorts. Sort of like climbing everest.

This is in contrast to virginal, soft and very feminine women, who men are attracted to but who pose no great challenge in regards to climbing the steps of masculinity. The challenge they pose is more spiritual hence more obscure and frightening, serious love stories for men are few and far between. (In the Mood for Love and 2046 are examples)

The thing about Sucker Punch though is that it combines both. The women are feminine and vulnerable in the asylum world, sexy and complex in the brothel world and fierce and deadly in the fantasy worlds. So it's little more rounded than people yet realise.

Women taking on aspects of masculine values yet still remaining feminine acts as a great stimulant in a sexual relationship. That's probably why it's 'hot'. That's why men keep a wife at home and find a mistress on the side. The mistress possesses some masculine traits which make her a far more adventurous and satisfying sexual partner.

When a dog mounts your pet dog is it rape? When a fish spawns with another is it rape? No, and No. We are animals. When animals want to fornicate they do, and what other animal asks permission?
cries

Kill all math nerds
Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
I see the Awesomeness.
#306: Jul 31st 2010 at 10:54:27 AM

^^ That demonstrates a remarkable lack of knowledge on basic biology and terminology.

Fight smart, not fair.
Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#307: Jul 31st 2010 at 11:20:12 AM

^^ I explained this to my wife and she called the author a “Fucked up piece of shit.” She also enquired as to what he thinks it’s called when a “man rapes another man.”

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
Myrmidon The Ant King from In Antartica Since: Nov, 2009
The Ant King
#308: Jul 31st 2010 at 5:53:24 PM

Excuse me but the very title of that book belies your curt, flippant summary. What The Blind Watchmaker shows (…to those of us who have actually read it) is that the world is mechanistic, not open to intervention from non-alien life forms. This is deism if by another name. The universe was set in motion. Hello.

Kill all math nerds
snowbull IJBM Refugee from outer layers of The City Since: Jul, 2010
IJBM Refugee
#310: Aug 1st 2010 at 10:58:32 AM

I do not have permission to access that topic. Copypasta?

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jewelleddragon Also known as Katz from Pasadena, CA Since: Apr, 2009
Also known as Katz
#311: Aug 2nd 2010 at 6:12:35 PM

I think this one is saying "Obama was wrong about something, therefore he's wrong about everything." Or else it's saying "Obama underestimated the effect of the stimulus, therefore the stimulus had no effect."

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=l3otjmp67o4b46blb0hhi24q&page=7#168

HandleInvalid Since: Dec, 2009
#312: Aug 3rd 2010 at 12:35:20 AM

The guy from the Evolution video at he end of the last page is actually a troll. That entire video is just a Stealth Parody

kaiba Since: Dec, 1969
#313: Aug 5th 2010 at 1:36:10 PM

Worst abuse of Insane troll logic you've ever seen?
Virtually anything ever said by a liberal, though I'm not sure I would use the term "logic."

JosefBugman Since: Nov, 2009
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#315: Aug 5th 2010 at 2:43:47 PM

It's Seto Kaiba. He has no need for your puny logic. He has money.

AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
Bibliophile.
#316: Aug 5th 2010 at 2:46:12 PM

The argument that "Truth is Beauty". There are beautiful lies and ugly truths. Beauty is irrelevant to truth.

Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
GlennMagusHarvey Since: Jan, 2001
#317: Aug 5th 2010 at 3:03:20 PM

Also, Occam's Razor only says that the simpler explanation is usually correct. It makes no guarantee as to whether it must be correct.

kaiba Since: Dec, 1969
#318: Aug 6th 2010 at 3:08:41 AM

^ Specifics please.
Random example: men and women cannot be physically different because that would be unequal.

Iaculus Pronounced YAK-you-luss from England Since: May, 2010
Pronounced YAK-you-luss
#319: Aug 6th 2010 at 5:09:23 AM

... That's a standard liberal viewpoint? Silly me, here I was thinking it was about equal treatment under the law and maintaining an acceptable quality of life for everyone, whether via the free market (classical liberalism) or government intervention (social liberalism).

Guess I didn't get the memo from our Liberal Overlords. Ah, well - gender-obscuring plastic surgery for all!

edited 6th Aug '10 5:10:10 AM by Iaculus

What's precedent ever done for us?
kaiba Since: Dec, 1969
#320: Aug 6th 2010 at 5:35:54 AM

That's standard feminism, which in turn is standard for liberals.

InsanityAddict Bromantic Foil from Out of the Left Field Since: Oct, 2009
#321: Aug 6th 2010 at 6:25:10 AM

1/10. Trolling a thread about troll logic is an interesting challenge, but you clearly don't have what it takes.

I know what you said, sugar, but 'platonic' still entails a world of ideas.
kaiba Since: Dec, 1969
#322: Aug 6th 2010 at 6:35:02 AM

You are trying to instigate a derail by randomly accusing someone of trolling and causing an argument about the subject. It is an advanced method of trolling, but unfortunately for you I have seen it a hundred times already and know its mechanics. Get the fuck out.

edited 6th Aug '10 6:36:00 AM by kaiba

InsanityAddict Bromantic Foil from Out of the Left Field Since: Oct, 2009
#323: Aug 6th 2010 at 7:09:26 AM

The infinite counter-accusation loop. A beautiful salt-the-earth tactic, simple yet effective.

Post history shows you inserting oodles of Straw Man into sensitive threads, using naughty words that skid the fine line for the please-be-a-dick criterium. But Occam's Razor and Poe's Law.

And to get childishly pedantic, it is a thread about troll logic, so if either of our suspicions where right, it's still on-topic. It just got a tad more meta.

But to humour you, let's return to the matter that instigated the accusation. Positing blatant straw men of feminism and liberalism while simultaneously positing them as monolithic entities defies the same logic you accuse the liberals of lacking. Personal experience aside, a brief view of statements of intent in the feminist/liberal blogosphere defies your assumption.

Your turn, unless you want me to go through the tiresome exercise of linking each and every little instance.

edited 6th Aug '10 7:14:40 AM by InsanityAddict

I know what you said, sugar, but 'platonic' still entails a world of ideas.
kaiba Since: Dec, 1969
#324: Aug 6th 2010 at 7:13:21 AM

As I just explained to you, I know exactly what you are trying to do. Again: I have seen this a hundred times. Drop the act and either get back on topic or stop posting.

MadassAlex I am vexed! from the Middle Ages. Since: Jan, 2001
I am vexed!
#325: Aug 6th 2010 at 8:05:14 AM

Can we ban this kaiba asshole or something?

There's disagreeing with opposing views and then there's Insane Troll Logic sans the logic. At least informed right-wingers tend to bring up sensible arguments, even if I disagree with their personal values.

Frankly, if kaiba's going to be an extremist jerkass, I can't think of why he should stick around.

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