Mad ___ology

I would post something about mad gynecology, but I think that's a little too crass for me. I do have some standards, actually.

Mad Orthodontics! Why have a normal filling when you can have... THE TEETH OF A GREAT WHITE SHARK?

Mad astronomy: When the stars are right...

Huh. Arcology is a portmanteau.

I guess Mad Etymology involves True Names?

I find myself fascinated with the notion of becoming a mad psychologist, just because I love messing with people's heads. And because of the interesting contradiction.

Why so? Shrinks frequently have shrinks, who have their own shrinks, who have their own shrinks, who have their own shrinks, who have their own shrinks.... etc.

Mad Podiatry: Design a sole pad that will DOMINATE THE WORLD.

edited 6th May '09 4:12:17 PM by [AOD]

Mad Botany: FEED ME!

Mad Pediatrics: I can create an entire army of Tykebombs right under everyone's noses through regular checkups. Would you kindly...

edited 6th May '09 9:37:32 PM by Worlder

Mad Tropology?

I like the Mad Geology one. My dad's a prospector, he'd get a kick out of it.

edited 6th May '09 9:48:39 PM by Little_Serge

Mad Topology: My N-Brane Is More Twisted Than Yours

Mad Tropology is what we're already doing.

So, we've gone Meta?

Mad Optometry: Haven't you always wanted to see fear?

Mad Optometry]

So, there's a barber shop over here, which advertises that the staff are Hairologists, and I do believe such field in known elsewhere as well.

So, how about that mad Hairology?

Have you ever read that horror manga about the disembodied hair?

Or maybe Prehensile Hair.

Mad hairology: Medusa was our first experiment, let's try millipedes next...

Mad alethiology: The cake is a lie!

Mad Theology. Um, let's not talk about this one.

Mad Demographics: Now let's increase the rate of vehicular explosion and see how it statistically affects the daily lives of ordinary people.

Mad Philology: I am prepared to sacrifice even the entire modern world to study the classical one.

Mad Epidemiology: Yeah, you're pretty much fucked.

Mad Robotics: You give the robots freedom of will just so they can suffer as you enslave them and force them to work until they collapse from the collective strain.

Mad Psychology

Mad Psychology: implanting hypnotic cues with your patients during sessions, until you have amassed an army of mind-controlled assassins and saboteurs to take over the world!

The mad steganographer has encoded every possible message into a single lolcat.

And mad eschatology seems too obvious.

edited 7th May '09 8:56:30 PM by Tzetze

Mad Sexology.

You know it's out there.

Mad Hematology: like Blood Magic, only with SCIENCE!