I Read That As: The Forum Version

practical —> parental

And my mind somehow completed it as Parental Incest. What the fuck.

What would the above avatar smell like? —> The Avatar Your Avatar Could Smell Like

I'd watch that!

edited 8th Sep '15 9:00:50 PM by TroperNo9001

I read the thread title, "Troper Autocorrects" as "Troper Aristocrats" and was expecting some very off-color humor.

On another forum:

Punching down —> Punching clown

What's funny is they were asking about whether Juggalo jokes would qualify as "punching down", so I thought they were making a pun at first.

On another site:

"the sound of the hoofbeats" —> "the sound of the hoofbeasts"

Oh, Homestuck...

My trashitude has caused several misreadings too. I've forgotten most of them.

edited 14th Sep '15 9:39:13 PM by SmartGirl333

"Peculiar Editing Habits" —> "Peculiar Eating Habits"

QAG —> 9GAG

To be fair, it was sideways and in the corner of my eye.

Troper Autocorrects! - Troper Aristocrats!

I would like to be an aristocrat. :)

Came here to report the same. Probably a sign I should have breakfast.

Picture a grassy field —> Picture a greasy field

A wicker basket of purple pansies —> A wicker basket of purple penises

wat

SWITCHROOM —> SHITPOSTING

dot —> doot (as in "doot doot thank mr skeltal")

On the App Store:

Best Fast File Transfer App —> Breakfast File Transfer App

I need to sleep.

Someone's facebook post, quoting an article about cider:

While people have strong opinions about cheap wine and beer... —> White people have strong opinions about cheap wine and beer

"What is the matter?" —> "What is the mafia?"

Yeah I don't know either.

Konami—> Okami

It should be pretty obvious as to how this happened.

In a car ad: "Ford Focus" —> "Foot Focus"

In the comments of this video:

Somebody call a wahmbulance for the "White Genocide" weirdos. —> Somebody call a wahmbulance for the "White Genocide" videos.

Quickie Questions -> Duckie Questions

D'aww.

On a newspaper:

Inside Turnbull's media strategy —> Inside Tumblr's media strategy

• Mampato —> Mamepato (Pidove's Japanese name)
• doxic - don't rain on my lilypad —> doxic - don't rain on my iPad

edited 20th Oct '15 8:03:41 AM by TroperNo9001

The first few words on a flyer about handicapped rights that I initially thought was going to be way more interesting:

If you are deaf... —> If you are dead...

TAX THE RICH TAX THE RICH TAX THE RICH

Became

TAX THE REICH TAX THE RICH TAX THE REICH