I read "Romance
" as "Remembrance".
Probably because of what day today is.
Impossible Gender Forge
Not so much misreading words as what they meant.
They meant a golf club that you play with.
I thought, for a second, they meant a club based around playing golf.
I got a book club for my birthday!
Shut up!
A Single Unified LGBT Conversation —> A Strange Unified LGBT Conversation
Fear is a superpower.
Nightmare Muse
Unless you're a guy I know called Bill who's, like, blessed by the Omnissiah or something. —> Unless you're a guy I know called Bill who's, like, blessed by the Omnislash or something.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Two-bit blockhead
"Shit our teachers say." + "You know that feel...?" = "You shot your teachers...?
EDIT: "Pottermore Sorting House Quiz" = "Postmortem Snorting Horse Quiz". A Good Name for a Rock Band?
edited 12th Sep '12 9:28:23 PM by DrFurball
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Li'l Shardfinder
Weird Thread Juxtapositions — Weird Thread Blaxploitations
O_o
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"New item on McDonald's Menu: Calorie Counts" as "New item on McDonald's Menu: Cripple Burgers"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW, but it had me almost pee myself laughing while at work and I couldn't dare to explain why to my coworkers.
edited 13th Sep '12 9:10:36 PM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
Li'l Shardfinder
That's McDonalds' way of competing against Chili's' "Triple Cripple Dinner". 
Shut up!
The sky-high aircraft and aviation thread —> The sky-high aircraft and evolution thread
Fear is a superpower.
From the Western Animation section: Beast Hunters —> Breast Hunters.
edited 15th Sep '12 4:15:20 PM by PhysicalStamina
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
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That sounds awesome.
Nightmare Muse
Sadists who are not also masochists would do best to try to hide their sadism —> Sadists who are not also masochists would do best to try to hide their atheism
Why the hell would I read that? I am an atheist, and not a particularly sadistic one.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
'80s TV Action Hero
So you say. A bag of squashed kittens says otherwise, you monster.
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Nightmare Muse
...They were sick. I was putting them out of their misery. Yeah, that's right....
And because my brain is on a roll: Microsoft wants to make holodecks —> Microsoft wants to make bollocks.
edited 15th Sep '12 10:22:46 PM by ABNDT
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
icon by implodingoracle
Play Skyrim > Play Muslim
wtf i dont even
Intercranial hemorrhage -> interracial marriage
Double takes ensued, as the text was discussing how they cause necrosis of the brain. For two-thirds of a second I had the worst textbook of all time.
Smile for me!
Li'l Shardfinder
"Intercranial hemorrhage -> interracial marriage"
I read both of those as Intercriminal marriage.
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Two-bit blockhead
Intercranial hemorrhage -> Incriminating hemorrage
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Until further notice
"Troper Fenc(h)ing [sic] Academy" -> "Troper Frenching Academy"
...Get a room already!
icon by implodingoracle
B-But it's learning... with French kissing!
Genes for everything -> Greens for everything. I was expecting an environmental topic.
I saw "Genres for everything".
Outside of the forum, in an ad:
Strange Fruit Burns Fat -> Strange Fruit Bums Eat
edited 19th Sep '12 7:02:53 PM by MikeK
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
Genies for everything
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Li'l Shardfinder
Games for everything
(about San Francisco) 14th most populous city — 14th most pompous city
edited 20th Sep '12 4:56:24 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"School, as per usual, is a drag." + "Also, I'm going to the Palaces of Westminister" = "I'm going to the Palaces of Westminster in drag".
...God save the Queen, Hopey. God save the Queen indeed.
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.