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3626 Misuki30th Jul 2012 04:35:04 PM from America , Relationship Status: Not war
The All-Purpose Fangirl
I read a topic "Character Dinner Party" as "Character Donner Party". D=

edited 30th Jul '12 4:35:18 PM by Misuki

Draw a circle, that's the earth!
[up]That's just gruesome...
Now using Trivialis handle.
3628 Aryn1st Aug 2012 05:52:51 PM from The place with states.
Shipper of Spacetime
(myopism, missing limb, faulty brain/body, etc) -> (myopism, missing limb, missing brain/body, etc)

You know you're a lurker when this thread is the one you're most active in.

edited 1st Aug '12 5:54:41 PM by Aryn

3629 ABNDT4th Aug 2012 03:25:18 PM from the Canterlot gardens , Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
LOVE ME!
Challenge: No cracking/popping fingers for 5 days —> Challenge: No pooping for 5 days
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
3630 Ozbourne5th Aug 2012 01:26:17 PM from The Minus World , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
8luh 8luh.
Not here, but in a news headline I read "victim" as "Victini" and on a bottle of mouthwash I read "anticavity" as "antigravity".
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
3631 InverurieJones5th Aug 2012 04:33:33 PM from North of the Wall. , Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
Anti-gravity mouthwash? Fuck, yeah!
Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination.
3632 Lightflame5th Aug 2012 05:26:51 PM from where you can't find me , Relationship Status: Drowning in your pond, hoping you'll notice me
Stick of the Fallen
I misread a post that said, "Australia doesn't have prom" as "Australia doesn't have porn".
"Oh great! Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them!"
3633 Fuzy2K6th Aug 2012 09:04:01 PM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Unconvincing Camouflage
RelativesRelaxatives

O_o
There goes that scurvy dog, Jimmy Wilhelm, dying another height-related death.
3634 MikeK6th Aug 2012 10:27:05 PM from planet earth , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 microphones forever
A caption of someone's facebook pic:

Rattlesnake Mt., Rumney -> Rattlesnake Mitt Romney

The former was a mountain in Rumney, New Hampshire that he had visited, the latter sounds like what Romney might call himself if he became a professional wrestler with a Jake The Snake-esque gimmick.

edited 6th Aug '12 10:27:35 PM by MikeK

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS.
3635 Fuzy2K6th Aug 2012 10:28:17 PM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Unconvincing Camouflage
[lol]
There goes that scurvy dog, Jimmy Wilhelm, dying another height-related death.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
I think the Irish might have something in their genome that makes them good at boxing. -> I think the Irish might have something in their gnome that makes them good at boxing.

Well, leprechauns are said to grant wishes when you catch them...

edited 8th Aug '12 12:10:07 AM by Nyarly

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Somalia: Progress? -> Socialism: Progress?
Now using Trivialis handle.
3638 Aryn8th Aug 2012 10:00:03 PM from The place with states.
Shipper of Spacetime
"mostly things which aren't particularly sexy, such as crying, summoning broomsticks, and jumping in front of bullets" -> "mostly things which aren't particularly sexy, such as crying, summoning breadsticks, and jumping in front of bullets"

Tasty.
3639 KadaSovek8th Aug 2012 10:39:06 PM from Taped to your backside
Dirty Communist
"BSOD" has become "BDSM" far too many times to count.

And while we're on that note, I would like to inform you that "bonding time" is now "bondage time". cool
Well, shoot my blistered corpse and call me a collarbone.
3640 MidnightRambler9th Aug 2012 02:23:57 PM from Germania Inferior
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Why do some people so dislike Bob Ross, or say he's not an artist?

->

Why do some people so dislike Rob Boss, or say he's not an atheist?

(I have no idea who Rob Boss is, by the way. Maybe it's a nickname for the Metal God?)
3641 Enzeru10th Aug 2012 01:10:33 PM from Orlando, FL χಠ♥
icon by implodingoracle
sacrificing your rock Pikmin ==> sacrificing your cock Pikmin
3642 MikeK10th Aug 2012 05:21:17 PM from planet earth , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 microphones forever
[up] x 4 - I just further misread that as "crying, summoning breadsticks, and jumping in front of buffets". Which makes me think of some kind of depressed, emotional-eating wizard.

edited 10th Aug '12 5:21:45 PM by MikeK

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
"Sinfest" + "Schlock Mercenary" = "Schlongfest"

...Sometimes, I really hate my brain.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
And also got another one, but not from Dinosaur Comics, not here.

"ADS WOO" -> "AIDS WOO"

edited 13th Aug '12 12:42:11 AM by Nyarly

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
3645 Pyrite14th Aug 2012 07:02:59 AM from Right. Beneath. You. , Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
"American names for foods" -> "American names for fools"
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
I read "I'm Building A Snowman" as "I'm Building A Woman".

Sorry if that offends you...
Now using Trivialis handle.
3647 KylerThatch15th Aug 2012 06:22:35 AM , Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
literary masochist
Naw, that's just Weird Science.

edited 15th Aug '12 6:23:07 AM by KylerThatch

O, let not Time deceive you,
You cannot conquer Time.
3648 Enzeru17th Aug 2012 07:13:09 AM from Orlando, FL χಠ♥
icon by implodingoracle
Vandalize the above troper's page —> Vanellope the above troper's page
3649 Fuzy2K17th Aug 2012 01:26:17 PM from Kappa Mountain , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Unconvincing Camouflage
Hunter S ThompsonHomer S Simpson

edited 17th Aug '12 1:26:23 PM by Fuzy2K

There goes that scurvy dog, Jimmy Wilhelm, dying another height-related death.
Entries that make you go "Lol" -> Entries that make you go "Loki"

edited 17th Aug '12 2:18:45 PM by PeacefulApocalypse

ಠ_ಠ

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