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That's just gruesome...
Shipper of Spacetime
(myopism, missing limb, faulty brain/body, etc) -> (myopism, missing limb, missing brain/body, etc)
You know you're a lurker when this thread is the one you're most active in.
edited 1st Aug '12 5:54:41 PM by Aryn
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
Nightmare Muse
Challenge: No cracking/popping fingers for 5 days —> Challenge: No pooping for 5 days
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Part-Time Omen of Death
Not here, but in a news headline I read "victim" as "Victini" and on a bottle of mouthwash I read "anticavity" as "antigravity".
Stupid doomed timeline...
'80s TV Action Hero
Anti-gravity mouthwash? Fuck, yeah!
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Stick of the Fallen
I misread a post that said, "Australia doesn't have prom" as "Australia doesn't have porn".
"Oh great! Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them!"
Li'l Shardfinder
Relatives — Relaxatives
O_o
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
A caption of someone's facebook pic:
Rattlesnake Mt., Rumney -> Rattlesnake Mitt Romney
The former was a mountain in Rumney, New Hampshire that he had visited, the latter sounds like what Romney might call himself if he became a professional wrestler with a Jake The Snake-esque gimmick.
edited 6th Aug '12 10:27:35 PM by MikeK
Li'l Shardfinder
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Das kann doch nicht sein!
I think the Irish might have something in their genome that makes them good at boxing.
-> I think the Irish might have something in their gnome that makes them good at boxing.
Well, leprechauns are said to grant wishes when you catch them...
edited 8th Aug '12 12:10:07 AM by Nyarly
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Somalia: Progress? -> Socialism: Progress?
Shipper of Spacetime
"mostly things which aren't particularly sexy, such as crying, summoning broomsticks, and jumping in front of bullets" -> "mostly things which aren't particularly sexy, such as crying, summoning breadsticks, and jumping in front of bullets"
Tasty.
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.
Dirty Communist
"BSOD" has become "BDSM" far too many times to count.
And while we're on that note, I would like to inform you that "bonding time" is now "bondage time". 
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Why do some people so dislike Bob Ross, or say he's not an artist?
->
Why do some people so dislike Rob Boss, or say he's not an atheist?
(I have no idea who Rob Boss is, by the way. Maybe it's a nickname for the Metal God?)
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sacrificing your rock Pikmin ==> sacrificing your cock Pikmin
x 4 - I just further misread that as "crying, summoning breadsticks, and jumping in front of buffets". Which makes me think of some kind of depressed, emotional-eating wizard.
edited 10th Aug '12 5:21:45 PM by MikeK
Das kann doch nicht sein!
"Sinfest" + "Schlock Mercenary" = "Schlongfest"
...Sometimes, I really hate my brain.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Das kann doch nicht sein!
And also got another one, but not from Dinosaur Comics, not here.
"ADS WOO" -> "AIDS WOO"
edited 13th Aug '12 12:42:11 AM by Nyarly
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.
Until further notice
"American names for foods" -> 'American names for fools'
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
I read "I'm Building A Snowman" as "I'm Building A Woman".
Sorry if that offends you...
Now using Trivialis handle.
literary masochist
Naw, that's just Weird Science.
edited 15th Aug '12 6:23:07 AM by KylerThatch
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
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Vandalize the above troper's page —> Vanellope the above troper's page
Li'l Shardfinder
Hunter S Thompson — Homer S Simpson
edited 17th Aug '12 1:26:23 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Entries that make you go "Lol" -> Entries that make you go "Loki"
edited 17th Aug '12 2:18:45 PM by PeacefulApocalypse
ಠ_ಠ
I read a topic "Character Dinner Party" as "Character Donner Party". D=
edited 30th Jul '12 4:35:18 PM by Misuki
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through