Granted, but it is barely self-sufficient and constantly struggles with financial issues, dragging the rest of the country down.
I wish I was stronger.
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...Granted. You are as strong as a 1 year old. Everyone else has the strength of a newborn.
I wish for this wish to be a lie.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Genie punches you in the face.
I wish for a new nice meme.
I am procastrinating, but not excessively I think.Granted, it get deadpooled almost immediately.
I wish I had all volumes of the Attack On Titan manga.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. They're written in an undecipherable language.
I wish my ebook reader had so much more space.
Granted. Archive Panic ensues.
I wish for Halo Wars 2 to not be a disappointment.
TR-8R 4 President -MarkiplierGranted, you get hypothermia [1] whenever you try to use them.
I wish for a taco.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. It's under cooked and infected with E Coli
I wish healthy food tasted better
Granted. Now healthy food is an addictive substance worse than heroin, crack, and LSD combined.
I wish that it didn't hurt to shave my chin.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.All your hair has fallen out, and you can't regrow it.
I wish that cancer didn't exist.
Now known as Cyber ControllerGranted. Instead of cancer, we now have a set number of years to live, and we can't change it.
I wish I had more non-counterfeit american dollars.
Granted, the currency collapses so your dollars are useless.
I wish to play Under Tale!
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, but your computer overheats and crashes every seven minutes of playing time.
I wish there was an Original Xbox emulator that was 100% compatible with every single game ever made for the console.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Granted, it is too expensive for you to afford.
I wish for power.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!granted, you get a cadmium nickel battery.
i wish my hands weren't dolphins
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!Granted. Your hands are piranhas now.
I wish I had some Kool-Aid.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Granted, Jim Jones gives you some.
I wish my I Pad charge lasted longer.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted, it's badly animated with boring sex scenes.
I wish Americans were less dumb.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!Granted. They also become increasingly aggressive.
I wish to have the best computer ever built with unlimited storage space, every PC game and application ever made, and unnaturally fast internet connection.
TR-8R 4 President -MarkiplierYes, but it's stolen, and you don't know the password. The cops arrest you.
I wish they would stop making reality tv.
Now known as Cyber ControllerGranted. Now every American knows lots of random trivia but nothing of important stuff.
Granted. Now reality TV goes by a different name.
I wish the Giant Squid took advantage of its tentacles THAT way
edited 20th Jun '16 9:51:23 AM by dysphere
Granted. I don't know how you expected to survive that encounter. Giant Squids are very, very large and living your hentai fantasies tears you to shreds
I wish I made a six figure salary, through completely legal means
edited 20th Jun '16 10:00:06 AM by Cailleach
Granted. The mating ritual is very graphically obscene, squicking out everyone and causing even the Harry/(insert character other than Ginny here) shippers to want him to go back with her.
I wish that there was one more state in the United States.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.