Granted. He hypnotized Kevin Feige and directed the MCU instead.
I wish I can meet with every single dead musician and makes them perform just for me.
Singularity of Self Delusion
Granted. You are also dead.
I wish for the most delicious slice of cake ever made.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Happiness is a cup of tea
Granted. It's so delicious, it kills you.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
Singularity of Self Delusion
Granted. You can never sleep again, and sleep deprivation is still a thing...
I wish all anime was real.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Red Like Santa
So is Berserk. Have fun being sacrificed to the Godhand!
I wish that I was a movie star.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Singularity of Self Delusion
Granted. Your first movie flops and you're blackballed in Hollywood.
I wish for eternal youth.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Granted. You stay as a baby.
I wish for my avatar to have a normal body. She is 18 with a body that over half artificial.
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
Congratulations, the artifical parts are torn out of her. Now she's normal! And bleeding to death, in front of you. You'll have to live with knowing you caused her death for as long as you live.
I wish to be the strongest human to ever live.
The Underdog of Fantendo
Granted, but it backfire horribly by being hit with the attack Foul Play from Pokemon.
I wish for a world piece. The typo is intentional.
"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman
Happiness is a cup of tea
Granted. Here's a mountain. Good luck taking it home!
I wish for world peace.
Mona Megistus!
Granted, the Illuminati take over the entire world.
I wish I was Levi Ackerman.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
:D
Granted. Now people boo to you for being a generic badass.
I wish the next wishmaker wasn't dumb.
This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind.. ∩(·ω·)∩ WAIT, is this supposed to be the mistress herself?
64th Successor
Granted. Here I am.
I wish for everlasting peace of mind.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Destroyer of worlds.
Granted, you're dead.
I wish I were Canadian.
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Is not impressed.
The Underdog of Fantendo
Granted. You are such a generic Canadian you got some serious flak.
"If you want troubles, lad, you found it!" -Team Fortress 2 Demoman
64th Successor
Granted. Here's nothing.
I wish that the new Ghostbusters movie flops.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
granted, All movies that year flop.
I wish for my avatar to have a normal body. She is 18 with a body that over half artificial. I want her to be the way she would have been if she were a normal person to begin with and not a stomach tumor!
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
Red Like Santa
She has a normal body with severe obesity and heart disease.
I wish that global warming would stop.
Now known as Cyber Controller
It gets cancelled out by nuclear winter.
I wish for fish on a dish.
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Destroyer of worlds.
I'm not sure what kind of fish you wish for your dish. So here's some live fish, flopping on your dish, I hope this ruined your wish.
I wish I had the energy to do more throughout the day.
Is not impressed.
Granted. You run off of nuclear power. You died of radiation poisoning.
I wish for my avatar to have a normal body. She is 18 with a body that over half artificial. I want her to be the way she would have been if she were a normal healthy young woman. to begin with and not a stomach tumor! Also she stays healthy and doesn't need doctor Black Jack to cure her.
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
Singularity of Self Delusion
Granted, but someone breaks down the door to your house and kidnaps her, preventing you from properly admiring the results of your wish. Also, try making a different wish.
I wish for pie.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.
Studious Girl
Granted. Tomorrow some musicians die in a plane crash and you get more American Pie.
I wish I lived closer to my school
Happiness is a cup of tea
Granted. Your school is right above your house, floating just high enough that you can barely get there in time.
I wish people would stop talking about The Illuminate.
Granted. You are excommunicated shortly afterwards.
I wish that Michael Bay wasn't directing TMNT or Transformers movies.