First Loyalty: Yourself
Buried alive.
Attempt to land a plane unassisted, or defuse a bomb with a damaged walkie-talkie/cellphone/etc. (In other words, the expert's instructions keep flickering in and out).
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
Attempt to land a plane.
Would you rather:
- Try some kind of food that you've never had before but is generally considered weird (insects) or
- Try something you know you like, but that's been left out for an undisclosed amount of time?
edited 20th Nov '10 9:56:40 AM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Sorceress Bookwench
Something left out.
Get stabbed in the leg or shot in the arm?
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Yakka Foob Mog
Shot in the arm. I'd rather not be able to see something sticking out of my wound.
Would you rather be a Borg or a Necromonger?
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Borg. Not like it matters, they'll both wipe my brain and make me one of them anyway.
Would you rather eat a dirty slug or lick someone's sweaty armpit?
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Armpit.
Would you rather lose an eye or lose a hand?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Be green.
the eye
would you rather have your emotions ripped out or have your memorys ripped out
I am bad at picking things.
The Plum and Only
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Eye. There a lot of things you can't do with one hand, but at worst the lack of an eye just screws with your depth perception.
Memories. I can rebiuld them.
Lethal injection or firing squad?
edited 20th Nov '10 12:04:04 PM by Plumbum
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Be green.
firing squad
twilight fanfic or justin beiber
I am bad at picking things.
First Loyalty: Yourself
I'll Take a Third Option, as soon as I can think of one.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
Sorceress Bookwench
I choose the fanfic, because MSTing will protect me from the horror.
Would you rather hang out with a Jerkass Deadpan Snarker or a Cheerful Child Genki Girl?
edited 20th Nov '10 1:06:54 PM by Firestarter
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Be green.
cheerful child genki girl
your family or your friends
I am bad at picking things.
The snarker, assuming he doesn't act like a Jerkass to me.
Family, I guess.
Die right now or live forever?
edited 20th Nov '10 1:10:14 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Be green.
die
pie or cake
edited 20th Nov '10 1:10:45 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.
Be green.
the secend one
would you like to get killed by a little girl or stalked by a creepy old man
I am bad at picking things.
Sorceress Bookwench
Stalked, because then I'm still alive and can call the police.
Hit by a train or the electric chair?
edited 20th Nov '10 1:44:52 PM by Firestarter
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
HELLOTHERE
Hit by a train
Stuck in a dark basement for 2 days or get raped?
edited 20th Nov '10 4:57:16 PM by Eyedol829
I want flies in on a dragons!
Sorceress Bookwench
...Basement.
Be blind or deaf?
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
HELLOTHERE
deaf
paralyzed for an hour or stuck with someone who wont shut up for 6 hours?
edited 20th Nov '10 5:12:46 PM by Eyedol829
I want flies in on a dragons!
Paralysis, please.
Stabbed in the eyes or glued to a sweaty fat guy for a week?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Be green.
i think sweaty guy
twilight fanfic made by fangirl or twilight movie
I am bad at picking things.
Fanfic. At least I can get a few laughs out of that one.
Killed by Reavers in the worst order of events possible (pro tip: they kill you after they skin you), or forced to watch them kill everyone you've ever really loved and then become one of them?
edited 20th Nov '10 6:42:10 PM by MsieurLapin
Be green.
first please
watching shitty movie or watching care bear movie infront of your friends and bullys
edited 20th Nov '10 6:46:41 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.
Someone posts two horrible situations. The next poster picks which they would rather do, if forced to choose one, and then posts their own two situations.
Be buried alive for three hours or break the bones in all four limbs at once.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!