Oh...Oh my. (Video Games Edition)

this is why l never complain that infomercial characters are unrealistic

edited 27th Feb '17 6:50:34 PM by Glowsquid

this is 100% indicative of their game's quality

What did I just watch?

2much4me

...so the game is not good? I heard good things about it, actually.

It's really outdated and badly designed.

Its called having a difference of opinion, dude.

Watch Symphogear

When the game is so buggy and busted that you can't save in multiplayer, stats roll back around to 0 when you max them out, characters can purchase moves that don't do anything, and the devs are running around everywhere doing damage control whenever anyone popular does a video or writes a review for it, I don't think it's just a matter of opinion.

...THE HELL IS THIS!?

funny highlights include a lady walking a dogGoro.

...eheh

(game is Exodus From Earth)

how are youmIKE

edited 21st Mar '17 4:39:09 PM by Glowsquid

Have any playthroughs of this thing been posted yet?

edited 28th Mar '17 7:11:08 PM by SapphireBlue

That HUD thing in the Angel Devoid game last page has the same background noise as the EVA in Command & Conquer.

While we're still posting FMV games, I remembered that Loadstar exists:

"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel

I think the single funniest negative review of a game I've ever read was for The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct, which compared the game to a sandpaper slip-n-slide with vinegar. https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198077987627/recommended/220050/

The Protomen enhanced my life.

Apparently Jackie Chan had a licensed fighting game back in the day. A gory, special-moves-sometimes-bisect-your-opponent kind of fighting game.

Unless Jackie's on the field, in which case it's not gory at all.

But the funniest part of all is that it's actually good.

edited 8th Apr '17 10:47:48 PM by Hashil

So a few pages ago I mentioned that Konami was remaking Metal Gear Solid 3 for pachinco/pachislot. Well it is out and here is Super Bunnyhop's retelling of his time playing the machine. Video set to 4:15 as that is when the review begins.

We are all made of star stuff. Very, very weird star stuff.

... "Slot machine boss battle?"

SLOT.

MACHINE.

BOSS.

BATTLE.

???

I only just learned Ken Pender's pitch for a Sonic movie was uploaded online and I'm dying

You know what was a thing once? Living Books: Star Wars Edition, with guess who as the main character.

I still can't believe this existed.

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."

This game called Download has some quality game over screens

"What is this. It moves like hell."

edited 17th Jan '18 1:35:05 AM by Zanreo

"Leftover items still have value!"

(this isn't a mod but a standalone game sold on steam, btw)

This game/longplay of the DS game based on the 2009 A Christmas Carol movie is hilarious! Half of the fun comes from how long it takes for the puzzles and the other half at how strange the game's events must be in-universe and the convoluted attempts at interactivity.

After Scrooge leaves his office, the player is tasked with making his walk home as miserable as possible, and when Marley's ghost appears, Scrooge dismisses him and goes to sleep, leaving Marley at a loss until the player wakes Scrooge up. When the Ghost of Christmas Present appears Scrooge is like 'nope', locks the door, and barricades himself in his room, so the player has to repeatedly scare him to get the key.

The Protomen enhanced my life.

This game (called Dragooned, appropriately enough, named after its developer) snuck onto the PlayStation store today. It wasn't listed on the PS Blog in The Drop, and now I think I know why:

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!