Youtube Comments Win.

Deviantbraeburn Wandering Jew from Dysfunctional California Since: Aug, 2012

Wandering Jew

#301: Jul 23rd 2013 at 12:56:29 AM

This list sort of reads like the Nightmare Fuel Troper Tales section on TV Tropes.

"I once heard an ice cream truck come around the corner... it was very, very scary."

It's funny because it's true.

Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016

DhanaRagnarok Disturbingly mustachioed. from France. COCO-FLIPPIN'-RICO. Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu

Disturbingly mustachioed.

#302: Jul 23rd 2013 at 11:48:48 AM

That video brings the best (or the worst?) out of people, it seems. That Youtube page is made of win.

Camilo Soto: I don't know if I like it or not. Where is the "Confused" button?

Angelica Hernandez: Imagine this being played eerily in the background during a scary movie.

Stella Angrist: I'm going to send someone I hate an anonymous package with these in it.

schizoidchuy: Sounds like someone is murdering it and having sex with it at the same time

Omnipresent Platypus: This should be playing at the wedding of E.T and a bear don't ask me why

edited 23rd Jul '13 11:54:32 AM by DhanaRagnarok

Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!

DeviantBraeburn Wandering Jew from Dysfunctional California Since: Aug, 2012

Wandering Jew

#303: Jul 29th 2013 at 6:19:27 PM

Coming soon to a theater near you: 9/11: The Animated Musical! Where a beautiful young woman, accompanied by 7 elderly gentlemen board a plane and meet a handsome Saudi Arabian and his band of hijackers who are in cahoots with a sorcerer and his talking parrot. In the end, a flock of bald eagles prevent the planes from crashing, the two fall in love and live happily ever after.

Or what about Holocaust the Movie, another musical that features a special magical family living in Germany and they are captured by an army of evil animals that take them to a camp that deprives them of their magic powers and forces them into chambers full of fairy sleeping dust that makes them fall asleep and loose their powers but then they all get saved in the end when it comes to a showdown between Hitler and that little boy in the striped pajamas!

Or a movie that takes the tragedy of the civil war with a boy form the north and south becoming friends with a alligator and finds out the civil war was cause by werewolves working with the british to help them get America back.

Or a movie about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster that features a young woman who is a motivational speaker who moves to Chernobyl, but the city is taken over by a wizard and one of his spells goes wrong and the power plant blows up unlimited magical confetti which puts people in a sleep trance, so the the woman motivates an army of animals, which forces the wizard to reverse the spell and instead of raining more confetti, it's replaced by stuffed toys and the people wake up and everyone is fine!

Everything is Possible. But some things are more Probable than others. JEBAGEDDON 2016

BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

#304: Jul 30th 2013 at 10:36:48 PM

Matrixmage833: I feel bad for Slendy. He looks like he was just going to the grocery, and you had to beat the shit out of him.

Absoltastic: He wanted my 20 gald, and I wasn't going to hand it over without a fight

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency

BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

#305: Aug 5th 2013 at 12:45:24 AM

Sorry for the double post, but dammit, I found a good one:

Sosei325: Snake: Colonel, I have... a strange problem here. Colonel: God dammit I said to ignore them and focus on Regal's secret files! Snake: Okay... *moves cardboard box past a tos2 fight* ...Freaks. Colonel: Snake, are you still having that problem of yours? Snake: Im just disturbed by the winged blonde girl who's- Colette: *see's moving box* !!! Snake: *stops moving the box* F#@%!! Colette: *goes inside box with him* :3 Snake: O.O Colonel: O.O Colette: More friends!! :3

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency

MissMokushiroku Ace Gamer from Atlanta, Georgia, USA Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free

Ace Gamer

#306: Aug 27th 2013 at 4:23:52 PM

Hizaki: "Let's play something nice and flowing."

Teru: "Screw that. I'm shredding."

Matues Impossible Gender Forge Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

Impossible Gender Forge

#307: Sep 8th 2013 at 4:55:07 PM

I never(NEVER) thought this song was sexual till I read the comments XD

Anything that has to do with catwoman is basically sexual.

Parable Since: Aug, 2009

#308: Sep 13th 2013 at 12:24:55 PM

All the planets in the solar system gravitate around this guy's GIGANTIC BALLS

HellmanSabian Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

#309: Sep 14th 2013 at 5:43:21 AM

My cousin Henry is saved as a certain Mr Sir Motherfucker on my phone. I'll give you five seconds to guess his ringtone ;)

IS IT CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON BY KANSAS?!

FINALLY.

YOU, THE CHOSEN ONE, HAVE GUESSED CORRECTLY. ;O;

TH-THANK YOU, MY MASTER! ; A ;

MASTER? YOU NEED NOT CALL ME THAT ANY LONGER.

YOU ARE FINALLY A COWBOY. ಥ‿ಥ

NO.

WE ARE FINALLY COWBOYS.

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world

Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar

#310: Sep 15th 2013 at 11:51:06 AM

So this is what hope sounds like.

A perfect summarization of my favorite anime soundtrack of all time.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

MissMokushiroku Ace Gamer from Atlanta, Georgia, USA Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free

Ace Gamer

#311: Sep 27th 2013 at 6:24:22 AM

And then after 1:39, the game says "okay, you want to play like this, I don't"

(...this is pretty much a description of every TAS ever. Jesus.)

BearyScary Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]

#312: Oct 4th 2013 at 1:11:52 AM

Oh god, that one was good.

This video is a freaking goldmine of comments:

What?? How am I even commenting? I'm not even doing it!

Why the fuck is it not letting me have sex? The bitch is already naked! Why isn't there a prompt? Oh, I needed to be naked too? Thanks for fucking telling me!

...

What do you mean she's pregnant? Why didn't the fucking condom equip itself?

*"Heeeey, ya missed pal!" is muttered in the distance as Phil blames the pregnancy on Hideo Kojima.*

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency

HellmanSabian Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

#313: Oct 4th 2013 at 12:39:26 PM

Oh god, that one was good.

That's what I was going for.

When mankind dunked the ball of knowledge, he sealed his fate.

Entrusting his future to the referee, man clings to a dim hoop.

Yet, the scoreboard is the means by which all is revealed.

Beyond the empty bleachers lies the bitter end.

It matters not who you are...

B-Ball awaits you.

Smasher from The 1830's, but without the racists (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: The best thing that ever happened to a bum like me

#314: Oct 15th 2013 at 10:59:24 AM

From a video of "The Plagues'

"It's Batman vs. Voldemort!"

MikeK Since: Jan, 2001

#315: Oct 18th 2013 at 4:04:54 PM

"My cat doesn't like this song and I can't figure out why"

Yeah, what you're hearing is a metal band where the "singers" are pitbulls

MikeK Since: Jan, 2001

#316: Oct 30th 2013 at 4:25:30 PM

I have a dream that one day in the future, all armies of the world - Americans, Russians, British, Korean, Chinese, French, Brazilian, Indian, Iraqi - will be united as one, singing the triumphant theme of SpongeBob SquarePants as they march into the capital of the rebellious Martian Colonies and plant the flag of Earth - a pineapple under the sea - in the Grand Martian Senate.

Pesky Red Planet BASTARDS.

edited 30th Oct '13 4:26:17 PM by MikeK

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013

whatever he can

#317: Nov 3rd 2013 at 1:35:16 PM

Hold on... "It has a fairly flat rectangular shape with rounded corners"? (0:23)

"The screen is a capacitive device like an iPhone screen" (0:48)

Watch out for lawsuits, Canon!

dead devotion

SeizureFerret Since: Nov, 2010

#318: Nov 3rd 2013 at 5:08:14 PM

Dragonball Final Bout Opening

Owen Evans:

Kid goku - " Freeza.. nope...cell..nope..buu...nope, I'm gonna beat the crap out of the friggin sky!! *super punches sky* FU SKY!"

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world

Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar

#319: Nov 6th 2013 at 1:56:53 PM

This...this is why the internet was created...

I agree.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

RainbowMatt Prettiest Pony :3 from the cave of unspeakable naughtiness Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3

Prettiest Pony :3

#320: Nov 6th 2013 at 1:58:06 PM

My boyfriend is addicted to Friendship is Manly

Devypu's~ Big Pony :3

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world

Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar

#321: Nov 6th 2013 at 2:05:53 PM

I can't blame him.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

Fluid Since: Jan, 2001

#322: Nov 14th 2013 at 2:56:19 PM

VENN DIAGRAM OF DEATH

dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world

Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar

#323: Nov 14th 2013 at 2:59:16 PM

Why did Jackie Chan kill Jesus?

edited 14th Nov '13 2:59:50 PM by dRoy

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.

MarqFJA The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer from Deserts of the Middle East (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Anime is my true love

The Cosmopolitan Fictioneer

#324: Nov 20th 2013 at 5:27:24 AM

So... What do you guys think the November 6 changes to Youtube's comment system that requires Google+ registration to do what we used to be able to do in the past? Should I register on Google+, or should I wait it out and see if it might get reversed?

Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus.

HellmanSabian Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links

#325: Nov 20th 2013 at 9:41:26 AM

I'd say wait it out to see if it gets reversed.

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