WHY CAN'T I MOVE DIAGONALLY?!?!
New User Handle"Welcome [insert name here]."
...Let us in...Look! A cute monster thing! -trys to hug monster- OW! THAT HURTS!
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOII CAN'T TURN AT ALL. DEAR LORD. IT'S EITHER GO AHEAD OR GO BEHIND ME. WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?
New User HandleOk, I guess it all began when I tried to connect my NES to the internet. Prob'ly shouldn't have.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI"Dear noble warriors. Are you new to the art of combat?"
Y/N
...Let us in...Yeah...
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI...I don't see any difference.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerDon't worry guys I can wall jump shine spear and wave dash. I'll kill every thing as long as it's not RPG or FPS like game were then I'm screwed. Although I do love RP Gs and RT Ss Just am not very good at RP Gs. I am really good at RT Ss too.
(OOC: I'm genre savvy)
I have no idea what shine spear and wave dash are, but ok. I doubt this is a FPS, given the 8-bit-ness.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIWonder what this game is called...
Crap, is this a platformer?
Be wary of going into the darkness, my sweet, for you never know who you might meet...Wave dash is were you use the R-button right before you hit the ground (SSBM). It lest run SUPER fast. shine spear in something Samus can do that lets her fly in a strait line crushing everything in her path.
Looks like, given the spike pit over there.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIFffffff—I suck at Platform Games! I-I...
Be wary of going into the darkness, my sweet, for you never know who you might meet...I wounder if I can double jump. (I jump up.) No. dang I must need to collect a power...(hit be fruit and explodes.)
edited 17th May '10 2:20:33 PM by Tachyonwolf
Ok, I guess we should look around...-HUD pops up- Looks like hugging that cute creature harmed me. Hey, an ammo counter.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIOuch... Killed by a fruit. That's going to look good on your epitaph.
IWBTG wasn't for the NES. I'd guess we are in one of my One-Hit Wonder platformer collection.
edited 17th May '10 2:22:57 PM by thespacephantom
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI(poof. Respawn.) What happened?
It seems we're on a Nintendo Hard platformer.
Oh yeah. This game's so Nintendo Hard that we got infinite lives.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIAnd we can't even commit suicide to escape from it. I get a feeling we'll need those lives...
WOAH! Why's everything 8-bit?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI