ITT: We are in a video game

WOAH! Why's everything 8-bit?

WHY CAN'T I MOVE DIAGONALLY?!?!

"Welcome [insert name here]."

Why can't I stop moving?!?

Look! A cute monster thing! -trys to hug monster- OW! THAT HURTS!

I CAN'T TURN AT ALL. DEAR LORD. IT'S EITHER GO AHEAD OR GO BEHIND ME. WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?

Ok, I guess it all began when I tried to connect my NES to the internet. Prob'ly shouldn't have.

"Dear noble warriors. Are you new to the art of combat?"

Y/N

Yeah...

Y

...I don't see any difference.

Don't worry guys I can wall jump shine spear and wave dash. I'll kill every thing as long as it's not RPG or FPS like game were then I'm screwed. Although I do love RP Gs and RT Ss Just am not very good at RP Gs. I am really good at RT Ss too.

(OOC: I'm genre savvy)

I have no idea what shine spear and wave dash are, but ok. I doubt this is a FPS, given the 8-bit-ness.

Wonder what this game is called...

Crap, is this a platformer?

Wave dash is were you use the R-button right before you hit the ground (SSBM). It lest run SUPER fast. shine spear in something Samus can do that lets her fly in a strait line crushing everything in her path.

Looks like, given the spike pit over there.

Fffffff—I suck at Platform Games! I-I...

Is that a fruit tree?

I wounder if I can double jump. (I jump up.) No. dang I must need to collect a power...(hit be fruit and explodes.)

edited 17th May '10 2:20:33 PM by Tachyonwolf

Ok, I guess we should look around...-HUD pops up- Looks like hugging that cute creature harmed me. Hey, an ammo counter.

Ouch... Killed by a fruit. That's going to look good on your epitaph.

IWBTG wasn't for the NES. I'd guess we are in one of my One-Hit Wonder platformer collection.

edited 17th May '10 2:22:57 PM by thespacephantom

(poof. Respawn.) What happened?

It seems we're on a Nintendo Hard platformer.

Oh yeah. This game's so Nintendo Hard that we got infinite lives.

And we can't even commit suicide to escape from it. I get a feeling we'll need those lives...