The genetically modified hybridization of Nyarlathotep and the members of Barenaked Ladies.
Floor 227: A thousand knights of gold.
Lurker
Summon Hellboy.
Floor 228: Shub-Niggurath
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literary masochist
Run up the stairs past them and hope they're the older model of Daleks that can't climb stairs.
Floor 230: a giant floating baby head
edited 8th Jan '10 8:28:00 AM by KylerThatch
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
94. Grandmaster of Shark
Use giant coat hook.
Floor 231: A Mario Cart challenge.
edited 8th Jan '10 8:29:34 AM by eX
Take the elevator.
Floor 233: The Yamato
Sir Night, Wayward Hunter-Angel
A torpedo...IN SPAAAAAAAACE!
Floor 234: Dahlia Hawthorne...In ghost form...With some upgrades from the Lich King.
edited 8th Jan '10 6:11:45 PM by Leliel
What rises must fall, what falls may rise again.
Summon 25 man raid loaded with pointy objects and magic to beat her like a (loot) pinata.
Floor 235: A specific isotope.
A hazmat suit and failure to find the pun.
Floor 236: An arsenal of disturbingly phallic cannons.
Defiler of Shops
A censor shield.
Floor 237: A time bomb that starts at an hour but will really explode in 15 seconds.
Soul is ugly.
Maxxor used Terraport! It's super effective! The Location is now World 6-Tower, the most Freud Was Right-ian place in all of NSMBWii. The move also destroys the bomb.
Floor 238: The bomb that someone set up us.
Cutmaster-san
A musical number to the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
Floor 239: The faculty and staff of Hogwarts...the slash fic versions, that is.
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Sneak past while they're snogging.
Floor 240: Rock monsters!
Defiler of Shops
Paper monsters!
Between Floor 240 and 241: A ladder scaling the side of the building. Watch out for eagles and the about 2405 foot drop to the ground.
edited 8th Jan '10 8:46:28 PM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
/me doesn't bother climbing the ladder, instead preferring a Tetherless Jetpack
See ya, floor 241 boss!
/me flies up to floor 242
Floor 242: Um... not pigeons.
Summon a pigeon.
Floor 243: Evony D'arkn'ess Dementia Raven Way
Cutmaster-san
I call up an editor.
Floor 244: The Queen of Blades
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
I'm Only Sleeping
Call in a Hive Tyrant.
Boss 245: Tyra Banks.
Defiler of Shops
Tie a Bankrupt. To her.
Floor 246: The absence of a way to floor 247
Soul is ugly.
94. Grandmaster of Shark
Bust through the ceiling.
Floor 247: The ghost of Julius Caesar and Perry White.
Summon The Ghostbusters.
Floor 248: The Mythbusters.
Lead.
Give them a myth, they'll be at it for days.
Floor 249: Megaman, and he's already beaten all of the bosses here and got their powers.
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
What's That Zach?
Ask Spikeman for help.
Floor 250: Sean Connery
A nice combination of turtle shells, mushrooms, and mustache.
Floor 226: The lovechild of Cthulhu and Lady Gaga
I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.