Retsupurae

Guys. Guys. I just realized.

You guys remember "How to Woo The Homeless", right? Dude with pitch-black skin, will kill you for giving him $600, but is perfectly OK with just getting $20?

That homeless guy is actually Ted from Ambition, in an alternate universe where Jim the cop failed to stop him from detonating the bomb.

Ted somehow survived, but ended up with cartoonishly blackened skin from the explosion. We can also assume that he ended up homeless.

My proof:

1. They have the exact same voice. 2. The homeless guy complains a lot about losing his kids. 3. They're both pretty much crazy, no matter how hard the game tells us they're not.

Think about it.

You're right!

Just look◊ at them too◊

edited 5th Jun '13 4:13:59 AM by Sorastitch

That makes about as much sense as anything else in this series.

Or, just to be slightly less cartoonish, Ted puts on blackface when he goes begging so his kids don't find out.

I just assumed they were the same person already

Last I checked the Retsupurae tag on the ol' Tumblr, it was nothing but Tryst gifs and pictures. It was beautiful.

Kinda amusing.

>Real Women Don't Wear Dresses: Judging from some of his commentary on the King's Quest VII Wrongpurae and... pretty much everything about the Metroid: Other M wrongpurae, slowbeef seems to have the "good female characters never cry or scream and shouldn't be submissive" mindset.

I can't think of very many reasons for why I shouldn't delete this.

Because there's no evidence to support it?

Because trying to claim someone is even specifically sexist because they don't like Other M is some of the most batshit logic I have ever read.

More Revengeance.

man it's like mistral has her own personal army!!

Dumbest crap I've ever heard. By that logic Slowbeef should have been raging about none of the women in Snatcher or Policenauts (At least, the ones that aren't Meryl) being more proactive.

you know what they say: "When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me."

I like the implication that Raiden turns off his taste sensors so he can actually eat Rose's cooking.

Unf. Mistral definitely has the best theme out of all the Desperados.

Man, Ironicus was shredding through those puns at an alARM ing.

An alARM ing what?

Rate.

Way to put my arm foot in my mouth there.

New SMG video. With a reference to a certain British LPer.

David Bores finishes Xin with Chip and Ironicus.

also they're in #17 and maybe some other episodes too

edited 11th Jun '13 3:18:18 PM by Bookyangel2438

Haven't seen any of the Xin commentaries, but man, I remember watching this flash series years ago. Did any of them at least comment on when that blue haired boy (forget his name) reattached his broken arm by literally swiveling it around till it shoved itself back into place while making the sound of a crinkling chocolate bar wrapper?

edited 11th Jun '13 3:53:06 PM by Raidouthe21st

You should watch the commentaries, if only for one thing: titty-mmm-bop-bop-tittays.

Xin was a good porno.

Anyone know when the next Ambition episode is gonna be out?

Ask and ye shalt receive.