Not Literally Me
Sir, this woman was shot using arrows which had been set on fire!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Also known as Katz
I would say that assessment is...
...Right on target.
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Bad news Horatio: that bomb killed 10 people!
Be Legendary
^Damn it jewelleddragon!
Looks like they were...
...the bomb.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Sir, the victim is dressed up like Batman.
edited 7th Sep '10 1:34:22 PM by BigDaddyP
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Well, it certainly looks like the victim...
Wasn't prepared enough.
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Shootout between a terrorist group and a local gang.
Half-Life: Dual Nature, a crossover story of reasonably sized proportions.
Creative avatar, eh?
It looks like it's...
... Sunny outside!
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAHH DEAD BODIES ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!
Dead body found laying next to an unfinished game of chess.
edited 4th Nov '10 10:27:28 AM by spoki0
What am I doing here again? What are you doing here? I lurk around at Deviantart rather than here.
Gristknife
With any luck...
...he tried to castle.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Bibliophile.
Silence is... Golden.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
edited 4th Nov '10 11:00:41 AM by AlirozTheConfused
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Not Literally Me
This body belongs to someone who was obviously confused or mentally unstable, because he tried to rob a gun store and was shot by at least five different people.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
Fwomph
Better call the board...
Of the Darwin Awards...
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
"Sire, Shakespeare has been killed during the night!"
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Departed days ahead.
Looks like the window's light...
Broke him.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
An elderly gentleman named Tom was thrown off the boat in the night and drowned.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Looks like he got...
That sinking feeling.
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The victim was found hung, whipped, chopped up with an axe, boiled, covered in acid and set on fire.
...
There is no kill...
Like Overkill.
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Sir, the victim has his entire body mangled on top of a sentry gun.
Shutdown sequence initiated.
I like it here.
*knocks on thread door*
HELLO, I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN LOCKED OUT!
<(-_-<)(>-_-)> "FUSION HA"
Fwomph
Friggin SPAHS...
Wait, is his name Sap?
MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The VICTIM was found with a SILVER PAWN in a HEAD-WOUND likely caused by a SILVER TOMAHAWK
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Looks like we....
have a Clue.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The victim was stabbed in the neck while watching Twilight.
Looks like someone... ...was necking in the wrong theater.
What? It's the best I could think of.
Victim was poisoned, shot, then thrown in a river.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Your army sucks.
Looks like Rasputin...
...has his work cut out for him.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
A man was found in a alley with his chest split open and his lungs removed.
edited 5th Nov '10 8:38:15 AM by Neo_Crimson
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Gristknife
Looks like he can't...
Breathe Easy!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
The vic's been strangled with a power cable.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Well, he definitely...
...Got away from it all.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH