NOT THE BEES
goat milk?
You never ford the river. It never fucking works.
Fractally long
I've noticed this about the rapids: nobody ever hits one rock. They either get through without any accidents, or they crash into every damned rock and lose everyone (drowned).
It Just Bugs Me
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
Playing the flash version now.
Goddamn, people get awful sick awful fast.
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Reaching the Future, the hard way
I didn't have Oregon Trail when I was younger, I had Oregon Trail TWO. WHAT NOW?!
I enjoyed it though. In Oregon Trail 2 you can also go to California or Salt Lake City Utah. I was always scared of going to California because you have to go through a desert. I did manage it eventually though.
Taking a break from FE1, for the FE8 draft instead
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
One of em already died of Cholera. Fuck.
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Look up the Thule Trail! Ir's Oregon Trail....AS A ROADTRIP!
Also you actually need money this time around. XD
As for proper Oregon Trail, i did a The Protomen run. Sadly we all died, but it became a minor meme among the fans. Especially those that lived in Oregon. XD
The Protomen enhanced my life.
This just in the entire party drowned in 2 feet of calm water
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE
What the fuck were they doing? The Magikarp?
edited 7th Oct '10 9:01:23 PM by Schitzo
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Maybe they were just really short, like Smurfs
edited 7th Oct '10 10:59:09 PM by Torago
So that MS-DOS archive has Oregon Trail. Huh. This game's supposed to be really hard. Hmm, might as well see what the big fuss is all about. Oh is that all? Protect a 5-person family for 180 miles? Psshhh...
-First few miles-
DOROTHY has a broken leg!
-Tries to caulk wagon-
The river was too deep. You lost all of your spare parts.
0 pounds of food.
SUSANNE has a fever!
...
Akira Toriyama (April 5 1955 - March 1, 2024).
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
I remember having this one version where there was music at the locations and actual sound in the people's dialog.
I like to keep my audience riveted.
Staring At My Own Grave
Anyone play the zombie-version, Organ Trail? It's cute.
In which I attempt to be a writer.
わからない
Only 2 out of 5 reached Oregon. One died of typhoid fever, one died of snake bite, and the other died from dysentery.
I'm reading this because it's interesting. I think. Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over.
Eye'm the cutest!
^ You are supposed to kill the entire party before you reach the last fort! (Ideally try to do so before the first...)
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
Fuck this game. I almost made it until the end until I had a Total Party Kill riding down the river.
Overlording the Underworld
I played the old version. And then I got the 3D version. And damn was that one more complex. Boy was it great. you wanna hunt? GREAT! You get to see the bear come right at you in glorious 3D. You wanna gather? no problem. You get pictures of three or four plants to look up. Choose the ones that won't kill you. It was quite fun.
Queen of Good Things, Honest
Insufficient grass.
My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.
I've been trying to track down the exact version I used to have for ages now - there were one or two that had the 3D environments and the real actors as npcs, and I could never figure out which one was mine.
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The party has to rest for a day, cause everyone is stoned out of their minds.
United Earth
You have died of dysentery. Press spacebar to continue.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."