I have a B, your A is invalid. I have a C, your B is invalid. etcetc

I got reality. Your dimension of whatchamajiggers doesn't exist because dimensions don't work like that.

I have Mage: The Ascension logic, your reality is worthless.

Well my avi has an awesome mustache, awesome glasses, and a major case of Bad "Bad Acting". TAKE THAT!

edited 19th Apr '15 8:55:36 AM by Rockonman

I have Ashley Riot, your avatar is cut to ribbons.

I have Cloud Strife, his sword beats Ashley's by a lot.

I have magma. Can't kill magma with swords.

Bet five xXCave Spider Silk SocksXx that the Elves last longer.

edited 20th Apr '15 5:17:42 PM by The_Mattias

I have a certain youtuber by the name of ZISTEAU!

Your lava has been weaponized.

I have a pair of man pants, which make Zisteau get cocky and almost (if not totally) kill himself. With the lava.

edited 21st Apr '15 5:21:40 AM by The_Mattias

I build a spare body factory and teach Zisteau how to use it in advance.

edited 21st Apr '15 5:56:00 AM by TrulyDeceptive

I prank the factory with Team Canada and a truckload of paintings. Zisteau cannot exist in such an environment, due to his OCD.

#WINNING

*bump*

I have 'Murrican attack helicopters, your Canadians are invalid.

I have the Nazi Kill Sat, your American attack helicopters are invalid.

BTW, Those Wacky Nazis really tried to make that. It failed.

edited 11th May '15 9:15:09 PM by Bk-notburgerking

But I arranged for the assassination of a few of the scientists who developed the Kill Sat and forced the Nazis to hire the spies I trained to steal their plans.

edited 11th May '15 9:42:42 PM by TrulyDeceptive

I invoke Godwin's Law, your assassination attempts fail for contrived and somewhat hilarious reasons.

One of them involving a banana peel. Also, a gas chamber. Yes, that was in the same incident.

I have The Aristocrats, your Godwin's Law pales in comparison.

I have a stand-up comedian, your Aristocrats joke is outdated.

i have a humorless critic, your stand-up comedian fails to impress.

This Sacred Cow won't get bashed by your critic!

I have a Misanthrope Supreme. He'll bash your Sacred Cow just to offend you.

I have Everyone Has Standards, he finds something he likes.

I have a Evilifier! He'll kick dogs and viciously attack you just whenever he pleases!

I have Fred Rogers, your Evilifier is invalid!

edited 10th Feb '16 6:03:03 AM by arcada188

He's dead (and therefore, invalid).

I have the Internet's undying adoration for Mr. Rogers! His death is invalid!