No repeats, please, especially not of the obvious.
27: Date a shark, attempt to consummate your relationship.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....28: Take Spain Sun on a holiday to Iceland.
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]29.- Attempt to outrun a hippopotamus.
30. Tell a humanitarian to become a vegan.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘31: Necro a thread that no one cares about at all.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....32: Stick body parts into a pencil sharpener. Repeat until consciousness starts fading.
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou34. Place your genitals on a mound of bull ants.
35 - Run at an adult female bear (with cubs), with your arms outstretched and go RAWR! at it.
My new account at: Eventua37: Upon being told that for your laboratory this day you will be dealing with the Ebola strain, drink the sample.
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.38.- Skip the previous posts and post a duplicate item.
40:chop off your arm to get candy
I am bad at picking things.41. Declare yourself to be immortal on national television. Challenge the world to prove you wrong.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.42: Lick an electrical outlet. Then do it again.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.43. Updating Face Book status while driving.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.44. Point out the flaws in the villains plan and then fix them.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.45. Look down the barrel of a loaded gun.
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46. Apply "red wunz go fasta" to traffic signals.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.47. Attempt to take on an M1 Abrams tank with naught but one's bare hands.
"Meet 18th century English gentlewoman Kimiko Achmadsdottir and her brother-in-law Wladyslaw bin Vivianus." - annebeeche48. Give a bear weed.
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.49. Call a Canadian an American.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.50. Get in a car accident while trying to light your bong.
26: Try to dress a police officer up like Tinkerbell.